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Every day of week you should consume something starting with the same letter as the day.
Monday - Moonshine
Tuesday - Tequila
Wednsday - Whiskey
Thursday - Thai chilli
Friday - Fish
Saturday - Sangria
Sunday - Scotch

What does "being doomed" mean?

Sheltering under a faulty dome, I think.

Should wallpaper paste taste of vanilla?

Only the copy-paste kind of wallpaper.

What are landmines?

Lands that are Mine! Mine! Mine!

Get off my lawn!


Why do you not see any green in most of Greenland?

The green part was hallucinated. A leprechaun apparently got lost, stranded in Greenland for a while and got bored.
Greenland was green to those who stumbled upon it for a while until the leprechaun was able to stow away and leave.


Why did nature bother with lice?

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Because a slice of lice helps smite a mite.

Who really controls the world?

Me.
I had just recently reacquired this identity. I've yet to reacquire my powers. And I intend to destroy the stupid system.


Why frame pictures?

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Pictures look their best when you provide false evidence against them.

Do you play video games?

I can't.
Videos don't exactly have games in it except watch instructions. I'm waiting for video characters to step out of the screen so I can beat it up.


Why rabbits are being pulled out of a magician's hat?

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They have to be put into a police car and taken to a detention center.

What song do you like to sing?

Because it's hot down there!

Would Bugs Bunny be delicious to Elmer Fudd?

Sure. All rabbits that were supposedly at the detention center are.


Why roses have thorns?

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Because they are the scoiopaths of the plant kingdom.

Why do bees make honey?

Honey bees are actually the clergy of the insect world.
It's actually an offering to an eldritch insect god whose existence we puny humans cannot comprehend.


Why do we even have our nose and mouth, with one throat leading to the lungs and esophagus as the same tube??

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It is because the one who designed us was on holiday and the agency staff made several changes. Realising that they had made a complete mess of the design they forged the actual designer's signature getting him fired.

Is it true that bees hum because they don't know the words?

No. The hums are actually prayers that us puny humans cannot comprehend.
The hums are actually sacred words that is also one of the keys to limitless power.


Why does this emoji wear sunglasses?

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