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All things blown out of proportion

A need to finish a Power Point presentation that is due this Monday for my Spanish class.

I am finishing the book Possession tonight. Such a beautiful book. I feel wrecked as an ancient ship.

All the other blood work results came back

All within standard reference range

Surprised

Neuropsychological evaluation emailed me and made appointment . But appointment only 30 minutes

Medi-Cal

You get what you pay for




Even counseling is 50 minutes s**t

30 minutes is barely enough to sit down and talk about basic s**t

No MRI

Cheap s**t insurance

"Beggars can't be choosers"

Saw former classmate from 5 the grade

She didn't recognize me

36 years old

Her resume said her name

Didn't bother to say anything

Living in the same city as grammar school

Stupid ass customer service job

Some penis told the interviewer he wanted to "make something of myself"

Ghetto ass idiot

Bulletproof glass

Loser

Loner

Failure

high butterfat dark chocolate is food of the gods

Artificial food dyes make every poop a surprise.
I think I need to start a pool so people can bet on which colour it will be. I mean, why worry about your diet when you can just monetize the results of taking too many pills and eating too much crap food with food colouring?

^^^that reminds me of a reader's digest article in the early 70s, about "who put the din in dinner?" about a dog who ate crayons and whose droppings attracted visitors from miles around to marvel at the spectrummy spectacular poochpoo.

I just noticed 'artificial food dyes make every poop a surprise' sounds like a rap bar.

arti-fi'shall-food-dyes-make-every-poop-a-soo'prise

I should be asleep, it’s almost 5 in the morning.

mee too.

I heard of someone who was a bit concerned if his wife would like her new birthdat present as he bought her a fridge. He needn't have worried as she opened the fridge door and her face lit up.

Getting away from a drunk guy who is giving many people a hard time at my neighborhood library.

Stereotypes and generalizations Generally (yes, I know I'm making a generalization) I don't fit them.

Women can have dating troubles too - we don't all get our pick of the bunch. Women even exist who have had no one who has ever met them in person show the slightest hint of romantic interest in them - I should know, I'm one of them. Never been on a date, never been asked out, nothing. Simply being female does not always have men flocking to us.

I think the time changes next weekend. I despise time changes. It takes me weeks to adjust. When I retire I am never going to change my clocks.

I SO HATE my apartment!!