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renaeden
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09 Mar 2006, 8:51 am

The new XBox 360 has really bad graphics. Nobody will buy it.



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09 Mar 2006, 7:08 pm

I'm a virgin and a devout Mormon as I love Mormons sooooooo much. I NEVER speak my mind, I think masturbation is wrong and my favourite colour is pink.



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11 Mar 2006, 4:11 am

Believe It or Not:

It takes ONE WOMAN a minimum of TWO MONTHS to completely change a MAN.

But it only takes ONE WOMAN a minimum of TWO DAYS to change a LIGHTBULB.

So only the man feels truly screwed.



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12 Mar 2006, 4:38 pm

Men have this amazing ability to completely understand a woman's needs in every possible way.



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13 Mar 2006, 12:14 am

Men are also amazing in that they truly care about you and it's not 'all about them' at all.


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13 Mar 2006, 9:53 am

Men only want women for their intelligence.



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14 Mar 2006, 4:25 am

I don't want to give George Dubya chiropractic adjustment using a particularly large sledge hammer.


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14 Mar 2006, 6:00 am

The British Home Secretary is in no way a vile, porky, authoritarian orangutan with absolutely no redeeming features whatsoever. He's an MP who always deals with the questions and problems of his constituents quickly, helpfully and politely. He's not such a turd of the highest order that seeing him hanged with piano wire from the nearest lamp-post would only count as natural justice.



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14 Mar 2006, 9:55 pm

ITV is a superb channel filled with intelligent and innovative programming. In every manner it fulfils its responsibility to the public as one of the five main terrestrial stations, bestowing those who watch it with mind improving pearls of media wisdom. Each and every corpulent fatcat at the head of the corporation in no way deserves to be locked in a pillory before being pelted – via catapult – with dried animal faeces, small rocks, and shards of broken glass.


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15 Mar 2006, 10:01 am

I have found no intelligent women.


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16 Mar 2006, 1:46 am

I am very very happy and have a very clear understanding of this very simple situation in my head 8O



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16 Mar 2006, 5:52 am

Fiz is one seriously unattractive lady.


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16 Mar 2006, 8:37 am

My cats’ butt doesn’t stink



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16 Mar 2006, 9:47 am

I wish I was NT 8O



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17 Mar 2006, 3:12 am

McDonalds: I'm lovin' it


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20 Mar 2006, 7:33 am

GalileoAce's cat is the most loving, social cat ever. She never scratches or bites. I will not have scars on my hands from her.