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11 Aug 2008, 12:56 pm

I don't know if someone's done this, but a pregnancy test and a single clothes hanger. Plus a shifty look.

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11 Aug 2008, 3:52 pm

Barracuda wrote:

I don't know if someone's done this, but a pregnancy test and a single clothes hanger. Plus a shifty look.

LOL! That would be so awful.

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11 Aug 2008, 9:19 pm

A hypodermic syringe, a tea spoon, a cigarette lighter and some rubber tubing.

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12 Aug 2008, 4:45 am

a kit to build a large dog kennel and a 'caution children playing' sign

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12 Aug 2008, 6:31 am

quicklime and a shovel...

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12 Aug 2008, 4:13 pm

A tuxedo, and bug spray.

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13 Aug 2008, 2:54 pm

Another threadkiller and another bump!

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13 Aug 2008, 4:46 pm

An alcohol and a carboxylic acid.

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14 Aug 2008, 10:02 pm

Water balloons and an extra-large bottle of Nair

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14 Aug 2008, 10:34 pm

Kinda creepy, but... a gun and antidepressants.

plain Mentos and diet cola.

laxatives and a toilet plunger.

Zippo lighter and some type of aerosol spray.

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14 Aug 2008, 10:34 pm

A bottle of sleeping pills and a bottle of Vodka?

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14 Aug 2008, 10:45 pm

A bottle of chloroform and a meter of rope.

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15 Aug 2008, 12:19 am

Condoms and hardware pliers.

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15 Aug 2008, 1:18 am

RaceDrv709 wrote:

plain Mentos and diet cola.

How about mentos and diet cola,
while duplicating a key at the locksmith :lol:

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15 Aug 2008, 1:20 am

Condoms. Hot Wheels.
"Leading the way" (wasn't that a slogan of theirs?)

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15 Aug 2008, 3:01 pm

Vaseline and a Barbie doll

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