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25 May 2018, 11:06 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
1. I’m picking my mother up from her colonoscopy in about an hour.

2. My mother is 83 years old.

3. I had caviar for breakfast.



2.


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25 May 2018, 11:07 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
I hope I didn’t upset IstominFan. She’s a nice lady.



I agree. Come back, Istomin! Let's play!


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25 May 2018, 11:08 am

My mother will be 84 on July 12th.



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25 May 2018, 11:08 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
My mother will be 84 on July 12th.



So, 3.


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25 May 2018, 11:11 am

I’ve never had caviar in my life.



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25 May 2018, 11:16 am

Me neither. Ewww.

1. I have a sitar.
2. There is a jellyfish in my bathroom.
3. I know how to surf (actual waves, not just the internet).


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25 May 2018, 11:24 am

Is it a LIVE jellyfish?



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25 May 2018, 11:25 am

Most likely, #2



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25 May 2018, 11:26 am

You tell me.


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25 May 2018, 11:26 am

kraftiekortie wrote:
Most likely, #2


2 is true.


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25 May 2018, 11:27 am

I’m assuming “live.”



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25 May 2018, 11:29 am

You probably know how to play “Norwegian Wood”—so it’s #3.



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25 May 2018, 11:49 am

1. My grandmother was a model.
2. My mother and I don't speak.
3. I've carried a plastic monster with me since I was 11.


So, Kortie?


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25 May 2018, 11:53 am

I bet there’s tension—but you’re still on speaking terms with your mother. #2.

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25 May 2018, 12:01 pm

1. The people on the fifth floor across the street from my apartment performed brain surgery.

2. 50 or more inches of snow stayed on the ground in NYC in 2011 from late December (2010) to early March (2011)

3. I found out about the arrest of a famous serial killer while at a nude beach.

I have to pick up my mother now.



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25 May 2018, 12:03 pm

Hello, mom. Take her for something to eat.

I was going to ask if you've been to a nude beach.

I say #2.

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You never picked mine.


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