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28 Nov 2005, 12:30 am

I wonder if Bill Braksy is some sort of Advertising Executive who was eaten by rabid sharkdogs on his way to Ferenginar...

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28 Nov 2005, 1:48 am

10 START
20 PRINT "WELCOME TO MICROSOFT"
30 CRASH COMPUTER
40 GOTO 10
50 END PROGRAM

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30 Nov 2005, 8:44 am

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30 Nov 2005, 9:07 am

GalileoAce wrote:

I wonder if Bill Braksy is some sort of Advertising Executive who was eaten by rabid sharkdogs on his way to Ferenginar...

come on, i cant be the only person who loves this classic SNL sketch...

"Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"

"He hated Mexicans! And he was half Mexican! .......And he hated irony!"

"He once ate the Bible while water skiing!"

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02 Dec 2005, 10:01 am

Yes, I really posted this myself.

I also did a Post Office.

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02 Dec 2005, 10:02 am

Do'h!

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03 Dec 2005, 12:42 am

that 555 number doesn't seem to work, is there any way I can just electronically transfer all the money in my friend's accounts to you?

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04 Dec 2005, 11:31 pm

OMFG CONAN ATATCK!!!1

http://conanomg.ytmnd.com/

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08 Dec 2005, 8:41 am

Duct tape is the perfect christmas gift for parents who really want to shut those yapping kids' mouths up in a hurry. Look for it in your local supermarket aisle next to copper wire.

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08 Dec 2005, 8:48 am

"Copper...Why-er.."

"Quiet you!"

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08 Dec 2005, 9:43 am

if the presidents cabinet was a closet, what would that mean about the advisors?

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08 Dec 2005, 9:47 am

They're all gay...

All of them?

Aye, even the chocolate ones...

I see...

Indeed...

Next topic?

Peter's lack of informative journalism...

Ah, yes... Well--

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08 Dec 2005, 10:16 am

id say it lookes more like a beech craft than a hummer.....

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08 Dec 2005, 4:54 pm

mjs82 wrote:

Duct tape is the perfect christmas gift for parents who really want to shut those yapping kids' mouths up in a hurry. Look for it in your local supermarket aisle next to copper wire.

The shirt I got my dad for christmas from hot topic says "Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

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08 Dec 2005, 6:29 pm

Serissa wrote:

mjs82 wrote:

Duct tape is the perfect christmas gift for parents who really want to shut those yapping kids' mouths up in a hurry. Look for it in your local supermarket aisle next to copper wire.

The shirt I got my dad for christmas from hot topic says "Silence is golden but duct tape is silver."

You better be careful saying that, he's probably on here spying on you.

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