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Magnus_Rex
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30 Dec 2011, 4:26 pm

I will be running for the office of President of Brazil on the next elections, in 2014. Thanks to my unparalleled charisma, public opinion says there is no doubt I will be elected.

My first act will be establishing a world renowmed airship industry here. Every citizen will be able to afford clean, efficient sky transportation with enough space to actually live in. Cars will be a relic from the past.

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30 Dec 2011, 4:28 pm

I feel super. Not at all snappy or like I'm about to murder someone.

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30 Dec 2011, 4:30 pm

^ Yikes.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:01 pm

My hair isn't brown.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:03 pm

The above poster didn't draw attention to her avatar.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:08 pm

It's cold all over the world.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:11 pm

I'm low functioning.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:15 pm

I am horribly disappointed with my Christmas presents this year.

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30 Dec 2011, 5:19 pm

I am not looking forward to 2012.

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30 Dec 2011, 6:04 pm

Leonard Nimoy is still a wasp, in case anyone was wondering.

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30 Dec 2011, 6:22 pm

Elvis is still alive.

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30 Dec 2011, 6:24 pm

There is no such thing as magic. We're all muggles.

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30 Dec 2011, 6:27 pm

I am not a former disgruntled fan of Harry Potter.

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30 Dec 2011, 7:45 pm

EnglishJess looks very English!

Your textbook garden variety Anglo Saxon!

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30 Dec 2011, 7:50 pm

One of the new laws to go into effect January1 is outlawing the ingesting of any unheated leftovers. No more cold pizza the next day. Ever.

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30 Dec 2011, 9:22 pm

I hate January as much as I was when I was depressed, as a real rebel.

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