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shortfatbalduglyman
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01 Nov 2019, 10:56 pm

Feel like :lol: can't complain :oops:

No school, no work, almost no homophobia

Weather and health decent thus far

Room and board

One friend, although she hardly ever hangs out with me anymore

Do anything all day long and s**t

Love Dr etchiverri and Dr Butler

Testosterone

Midlife crisis

Never going to be a skinny smart handsome cisgender neurotypical white man

Structural engineering

Straight, married

Like mister redelings

Gorging out of control every single day s**t

Purge

Itchy legs, vagina, butt, ears

Ate til bloated and ate some more

Love wheat bread s**t

Thighs touch

Wanna f*****g shoot myself s**t

"Life" going nowhere as usual



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01 Nov 2019, 11:43 pm

TW1ZTY wrote:
Maybe when I die the world dies with me? :skull:


When I die imma take the whole world with me.


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02 Nov 2019, 12:56 am

funeralxempire wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
Maybe when I die the world dies with me? :skull:


When I die imma take the whole world with me.


happens all the time,
and a great source of <end of the world< confusion



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02 Nov 2019, 1:03 am


lmao, it was already a nice view and then halfway, the standup of a friend appeared, litteraly
who happen to pass with just the right gear and if it aint right he'll make it right



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02 Nov 2019, 1:12 am


^calming :lol:
and not ...



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02 Nov 2019, 6:30 am

cathylynn wrote:
shortfatbalduglyman wrote:
In n out restaurant bathroom too loud to bowel movement. Anxiety. Perception

Don't know how to turn off LTE. Expensive

The b***h is spending the night again

Penises girlfriend

b***h told me penis was sick

Melodramatic

"Much Ado about nothing"

Chili's restaurant, strained, rocks , bowel movement (1st time)

Dr Butler is my primary care doctor now

That could be a good or bad thing

Butler is more theatrical than etchiverri

Got to library early and ate too much s**t


Could not find unfamiliar bathroom

Walmart and big ,5, might have already gone 2011


Head down , leaning forward


Once b***h and penis want the bathroom, they have the nerve to kick me out

Ass holes


Nervous and can't relax


Uptight


Only got one friend

She didn't go to aikido last Sunday

She goes 5x week

Addict

Haven't talked to her two weeks

Not much to talk about but feel left out and s**t


Job.interview tomorrow

Often don't go


Haven't decided yet s**t

on my iphone 6s, LTE turns off when i click on 3G.


Loud long Sighing sound inserted here.


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02 Nov 2019, 6:35 am

Mountain Goat wrote:
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How do I know that I am here or am I a figment of my imagination?


I am quoting myself rather then replying individually because it is easier.

I wrote it in a humourous mode. I was not being serious. I was just provoking thought.

Natural Plastic. Yes. The idea where one has to be real because otherwize one can't have an imagination in the first place as what would hold the imagination in? (If that makes sense).. This thought did come into my mind while, or just after I wrote it.


Merely a stigmata of your estageation ...........

404 Error: Inspirational quote not found*


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02 Nov 2019, 4:55 pm

I got rid of an abusive boss who is also the job placement specialist at my clubhouse. She was under review on Wednesday. She had to tell the HR people that I and another person have quit in the past three months. She had to be honest. It's okay. I've been working at another volunteer position for the past 4 years. I feel more at peace with myself.


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03 Nov 2019, 11:22 am

I feel stuck.

I could have gone to uni on my own even though mum says I couldn't have. Then I'd be independent enough to live alone after uni or live with room mates. Then I wouldn't have become ill.

But I moved with mum to another town where I became ill so we moved again.

And now I can't move out readily or get a job readily.

She says she doesn't resent it but every time I want to be treated like an adult she points this out.

She isn't being rude technically but she talks to me like I'm a kid and doesn't let me make big decisions or have big realisations about myself or consider my autism part of neurodiversity.

I wish I was capable of work but I don't think I am. I wish she respected me as an adult without that but as much as she says she does, she doesn't.

It's like I'm stuck in a box.

And she isn't looking after me btw, this is an American site so people assume that. I'm on disability benefits & my benefits fund my life more than she does. My benefit means I'm not allowed to work because I'm diagnosed as too disabled for that due to mental illness.


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03 Nov 2019, 11:53 am

Do worms soil themselves?



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03 Nov 2019, 12:03 pm

^^^similarly to snakes, yes they do.



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03 Nov 2019, 12:15 pm

^^after handling a snake, even without the pooping, they put a horrid smell on my hands so I have to go wash them.


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03 Nov 2019, 1:04 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^similarly to snakes, yes they do.


OH MY Gosh .. these postings about things pooping themselves ..
Is absolutely ....... ERROR 404 : Inspirational Quote not found :

:lol:


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03 Nov 2019, 2:14 pm

My cousin is so perfect and annoying. Good grades then good degree then good job then engaged before 30. I bet she ends up having two adorable kids a boy and a girl and they live equally perfect lives.


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03 Nov 2019, 5:25 pm

I’m getting tired, time for another cup of coffee.



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03 Nov 2019, 5:51 pm

I tried to do my own undercut, and it f’d.