Post a blatant lie

Post Reply New Topic

I've gotten over having AS (an ASD?) completely and ain't [sic] regressing.

Are you saying I don't look like I'm English??? (Cause this is a lying topic)



My name is not Jess.

Loud noises do not freak me out so fireworks won't be a problem tonight!

Tomorrow will be Monday.



(Unless you're in a later time zone where it's Sunday already.)

I built a beautiful glass clock.

I didn't just finish watching Transformers a while ago and love the CGI.

Dear DNMA, I liked the movie, but firing Megan Fox was a bad decision; the blonde did less acting than the CGI robots....Sylkat

I know this is the blatantly lie thread, but I should add they just stuck her in there as eye candy, I think she was just a model and not even an actor.. everyone knows transformers is just a cash cow anyways.

anyways

I was totally productive on new year's eve.

This is going to be the wurst [sic!] year ever!

Dear Kevin, Sounds like you joined the 'Gourmet Sausage Of The Month Club'. For your sake, and that of your family, I hope the company is not run by someone named 'Dibbler'....

Sylkat

Somehow, I never sausage a name until now. In my language classes, salchichas tell me to finish my seatwork or homework instead of attending Gourmet Sausage Of The Month Club meetings. I botulus of sausages to eat at the club. I saucisson-ing was the main ingredient for a lot of them and a lot of them were too finely korv-ed. How dummerchen-o if a lot of them will be bad? Maybe we should be kulen down from this nonsense.

Andouille be poor if we can't sell enough of Mr. Dibbler's sausages, thus pudding us into debt. Fuet a minute, I think I see some hope for longaniza money! And it's cold, so we can always sell some frikandel if the venture fails! Isterband ready yet?

Oh,dear, kevin has begun to pun. What an excellent use of a brilliant mind.

Sylkat

I am definitely brilliant, that was obviously true!

[But of what use is the sharp focus if it's sharp in the same way a fictitious monomolecular wire (fictitious, no material is that strong) is?]

I am feasting on pub grub now.

I'm with the Mitochondrial Liberation Front!

Dear kevin, No, you're not, I am Sergeant-at-Arms, and I checked the membership rolls. Sylkat