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DuckHairback Veteran
Joined: 27 Jan 2021Age: 45Gender: MalePosts: 4,848Location: Durotriges Territory
Perform an intriguing dance wearing a funny hat. The cat will lose it's balance trying to follow your gyrations and fall into your bucket.Can I kick it?
maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
Only if you perform a suitable risk assessment first and inform the Health and Safety Executive of your intentions. They should respond if it is OK or not in four to six months.Same q
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 12,870Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
No. Ask a horse to do it for you.What would humans normally gorge themselves with?
Gained Number Post Count (1).Lose Time (n).Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,422Location: Chez Quis
feta Who was more influential, Schiller or Goethe?
OR. Because it's filled with doctors and nurses.Who would toss the cup along with it's contents?
My year old cat will toss anything for its contents. Woe be the person who tries to stop her. How many distasteful things shall I do today? (0-10)
Seven hundred and seventeen point three.Same q
0. Make it horribly tasteful instead.What's a bird's favorite juice?
magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 40Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
Betelgeuse.Where to look for vampires?
In a garlic pool. Because the rumor about garlic allergy is a lie.What are insects addicted to?
Flypaper. They love the news stories you see.Same q
Fenn Veteran
Joined: 1 Sep 2014Gender: MalePosts: 3,020Location: Pennsylvania
I don't know what fireflys are addicted to, but I know it is something - I keep seeing them all light up.What am I really doing here anyway?
You're supposed to perform triple backflip and land 500 feet down for winning a local election campaign.What's the coldest place in the universe?
My heart.What's the hottest place in the Universe?
MY heart. Muahahahaha!! !How to time travel?
Put the battery the wrong way around in every clock in the house.Same q