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19 Nov 2019, 5:08 pm

Surprised that the penis told me that the unwanted text messages were not my fault

Just last week he was barking at me for eating four bananas.

Maybe he doesn't understand the situation and his reaction will change when he finds out "the truth"

Or he's in such bad medical condition that he is purposely being unjustifiably understanding

Last night sleep 8 to 9 pm . Lied in bed 5. Around three woke up. Dreamt about eating

Joined the Do Not Call list but still getting unwanted text message

s**t

Cancelled my credit card. When I saw "statement balance" almost screamed but confused with "available balance". s**t I am so f*****g stupid and I want to kill myself


Associate degree in accounting and I don't know that


Half of a bachelor degree in structural engineering and I don't know how to put the refrigerator door on


Every day just sitting around waiting for the other shoe to drop s**t


Not itchy today. Don't know why not itchy today and itchy last Wednesday. Same thing



Tomorrow's counselor cancelled the appointment. :mrgreen: now I have more time to look for new bathroom


:mrgreen:


Today's two bowel movement were fast and solid.


Graceful degradation



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19 Nov 2019, 7:08 pm

I MUST run away from all this craziness in this place.... :(


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19 Nov 2019, 8:10 pm

^^^you mean WP?



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19 Nov 2019, 8:39 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^you mean WP?


My job


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19 Nov 2019, 8:42 pm

^^^let's hope a much better job situation flies your way then. :star:



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19 Nov 2019, 8:46 pm

Ugh, we're messing with my sleep meds again. The last one I tried before going back to the old one, I wouldn't get to sleep until about 2:30 in the morning, but then I'd sleep almost until noon, and the sleep would be better quality - but I was exhausted all day. My psychiatrist wants me to switch to a higher dose of that for a week to see how it does. Not looking forward to that. :tired:


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19 Nov 2019, 8:47 pm

pain and stiffness due to barometric pressure going up and temperature going down, combined with high humidity. :|



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19 Nov 2019, 9:06 pm

I decided not to give up card readings, Im just gonna learn to quit being so dark about them for shock value. :oops:


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19 Nov 2019, 9:08 pm

good idea :star: shock value is seldom a good thing unless one is trying to convince somebody of something important.



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19 Nov 2019, 9:09 pm

auntblabby wrote:
^^^let's hope a much better job situation flies your way then. :star:


Lets hope it gets better, just need a new change of environment. But I'm hopeful it will improve.


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20 Nov 2019, 12:42 am

Things between my mother and I are going from bad to worse.



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20 Nov 2019, 12:58 am

^ Sorry to hear that, hopefully you will be able to sort things out.



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20 Nov 2019, 1:10 am

How come my body always wants to defy sleep? My brain hasn't been working as well. My family was like "I'm worried because she forgets things literally two seconds after it happens." Uh yeah, me too. Wouldn't it be nice if I could actually feel like I was retaining stuff? Ugh. It's so f*****g annoying. It makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.


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20 Nov 2019, 1:35 am

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How come my body always wants to defy sleep? My brain hasn't been working as well. My family was like "I'm worried because she forgets things literally two seconds after it happens." Uh yeah, me too. Wouldn't it be nice if I could actually feel like I was retaining stuff? Ugh. It's so f*****g annoying. It makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.


If it's any consolation, if you're genuinely losing your mind, you'll know. That's more like losing your train of thought, but all of the railroad infrastructure remains in place. :P


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20 Nov 2019, 1:40 am

funeralxempire wrote:
martianprincess wrote:
How come my body always wants to defy sleep? My brain hasn't been working as well. My family was like "I'm worried because she forgets things literally two seconds after it happens." Uh yeah, me too. Wouldn't it be nice if I could actually feel like I was retaining stuff? Ugh. It's so f*****g annoying. It makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.


If it's any consolation, if you're genuinely losing your mind, you'll know. That's more like losing your train of thought, but all of the railroad infrastructure remains in place. :P


The infrastructure feels like a Duchamp painting at this point. :cheese:


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20 Nov 2019, 1:46 am

martianprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
martianprincess wrote:
How come my body always wants to defy sleep? My brain hasn't been working as well. My family was like "I'm worried because she forgets things literally two seconds after it happens." Uh yeah, me too. Wouldn't it be nice if I could actually feel like I was retaining stuff? Ugh. It's so f*****g annoying. It makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.


If it's any consolation, if you're genuinely losing your mind, you'll know. That's more like losing your train of thought, but all of the railroad infrastructure remains in place. :P


The infrastructure feels like a Duchamp painting at this point. :cheese:


Well, as long as it isn't Duchamp feat. Salvadore Dali you'll be okay. You can trust me, I'm not a doctor but I played one in a play in 3rd grade. I'll even put a white jacket and stethoscope on if it makes me appear more trustworthy.


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