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CockneyRebel
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20 Nov 2019, 1:49 am

I can't wait to roll into my nice, warm pod.

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20 Nov 2019, 1:54 am

funeralxempire wrote:

martianprincess wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

martianprincess wrote:

How come my body always wants to defy sleep? My brain hasn't been working as well. My family was like "I'm worried because she forgets things literally two seconds after it happens." Uh yeah, me too. Wouldn't it be nice if I could actually feel like I was retaining stuff? Ugh. It's so f*****g annoying. It makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.

If it's any consolation, if you're genuinely losing your mind, you'll know. That's more like losing your train of thought, but all of the railroad infrastructure remains in place.

The infrastructure feels like a Duchamp painting at this point. :cheese:

Well, as long as it isn't Duchamp feat. Salvadore Dali you'll be okay. You can trust me, I'm not a doctor but I played one in a play in 3rd grade. I'll even put a white jacket and stethoscope on if it makes me appear more trustworthy.

Wait I thought I was the doctor?
Ah jeez I mixed that up again. Okay, I'm ready for my shots!

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20 Nov 2019, 3:57 am

the $14000 bounty that the government has on my head.

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20 Nov 2019, 5:19 am

Kitty4670 wrote:

I do kinda look like my avatar

If it wasn-t for my huge hunchback or clubfoot , or that one massive eye in the middle of my forehead , prolly look just like mine too.

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20 Nov 2019, 3:26 pm

A need to visit my school's gym before class begins at 2 PM.

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20 Nov 2019, 7:33 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:

the $14000 bounty that the government has on my head.

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20 Nov 2019, 7:37 pm

An unexpected phone call.

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20 Nov 2019, 8:54 pm

cathylynn wrote:

Kiprobalhato wrote:

the $14000 bounty that the government has on my head.

student loans?
sanders or warren want to fix that.

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20 Nov 2019, 9:03 pm

Why do all my siblings have spouses but I don’t? Why can’t I have a girlfriend?

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20 Nov 2019, 9:52 pm

Earwax

Military

Neuropsychological evaluation

Brain damage

Lil dipshits answer what they think you said, not what you said

"Miscommunication"

Lil dipshits laugh out of control, like they have to "prove" that they are happy.

Too far gone s**t

No hope

False hope

False confidence

Misconception

Try new things

Happiness is overrated s**t

Manipulative

Idiots talk too much and too loud and there are too many of them

Diversion

Twisted logic

Twister

Logical fallacy

Slippery slope

Conceptual slippage

f**k mister redelings s**t

Love

Oxytocin

Opportunities dwindle with age

Too late to do anything successful

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20 Nov 2019, 10:37 pm

shortfatbalduglyman wrote:

my opportunities have expanded with age. maturity is an asset and saleable.

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21 Nov 2019, 5:35 pm

A need to begin homework that is due this Monday.

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21 Nov 2019, 10:22 pm

blinkin' cold sore right in the middle of my lower lip which interferes with eating and drinking with gawdawful stinging and oozing. TMI, i know.

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21 Nov 2019, 10:39 pm

auntblabby wrote:

blinkin' cold sore right in the middle of my lower lip which interferes with eating and drinking with gawdawful stinging and oozing. TMI, i know.

Ouchies

I hope you feel better soon!

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21 Nov 2019, 11:19 pm

martianprincess wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

blinkin' cold sore right in the middle of my lower lip which interferes with eating and drinking with gawdawful stinging and oozing. TMI, i know.

Ouchies

I hope you feel better soon!

thank you.

perhaps one o' these days, as a medico, you may invent the cure for cold sores :star:

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22 Nov 2019, 12:16 am

auntblabby wrote:

blinkin' cold sore right in the middle of my lower lip which interferes with eating and drinking with gawdawful stinging and oozing. TMI, i know.

Ouchie. Sorry

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