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I am not an ordinary person. During the full moon, I change into a vicious wereboar and I have to lock myself into a cage (that I enter before the moon rises) that is strong enough to contain a full sized grizzly bear. Once I have changed I consider just about any animal to be prey (I have killed dogs before,and almost killed my cat. Fortunately she ran up a tree, and I couldn't get at her.) I still sort of reason while as a monster, but it is like I get a predator's mindset and I lose most of my inhibitions. I don't dare not lock myself away, as any human scent that I smell while in the monster state just makes my mouth water.

9 + 9 = 99.

Dear Metalwolf, I believe that we are supposed to be writing something that is NOT true.

Sylkat

The capital of New York is Disneyland.

I'm great at math.

I'm a real ghost but no one ever calls me one and I probably shouldn't be one anyway.

There are 10 monkeys having a party in my wardrobe.

Squirsh will soon be posting pictures of her Wardrobe Monkey Party.

Sylkat

Math stinks more than a bar of freshly made scented soap.

Soap stinks more than a bar of freshly made math.

Sylkat

A lot of the bar soaps stink.

P-E-T-R-O-L spells water.

I have overeaten today

I hate blogging.

Blog People are the remains of humans sacrificed in the British Isles and Scandinavia thousands of years ago. Tannin in the Peat Blogs preserved the bodies remarkably well.

Sylkat