Two truths and a lie

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1. I worked in a medical library when I was 18.

2. I’ve been a personal assistant to a professor.

3. I worked in a daycare center, and flirted with my supervisor at a party.

I have dreams where everything is in fast forward mode

I started to have dreams about work 3 weeks ago

I sang Dream On, at last weeks musical jam session.

3 was the lie.
I sang All you have to do is dream.
Dreaming in fast motion is like the character Data reading a computer screen, that scrolls super fast.

I’ve never flirted with a supervisor- so I will say 3.

I retired 3 weeks ago

I have had more work related dreams lately

I have shared offfices with police officers.

Is it the third one?

Not the 3rd one.

Whenever my d-bag uncles visit, they expect me to behave just like them.

My sister has a goal of finishing her sci-fi/fantasy epic novel by the end of this year so next year she can begin finding a publisher.

Our mother refuses to accept the fact that she cannot snap her fingers and expect a loss of weight in me or my sister.

#2

^^

Correct!

My sister is trying to finish her sci-fi/fantasy epic novel but is doing so in a manner so our mom won't notice because our mother believes that turning to creative writing as a career will not do much to help with financial gain.

#2 is my lie. I've never been a personal assistant to a professor.

1 was the lie.

It was close to the truth. I retired 13 days ago.

Congratulations! Best wishes for a long, happy and fulfilling retirement!

May you find great peace in your retirement, Doctor Laugh!

I’m guessing I will get a job in the next month

I turned down a position offered in a nearby school district.

I told my wife being retired so far seemed like an extra long weekend.

(Thanks for the well wishes