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Despite my idealism, I am a bitter cynic.

I can leap over tall buildings in a single bound, or two if it's a bit windy.

I love it when Tellus calls.

I don't like poking around my disgusting, smelly bellybutton, smelling it and tasting it.

I drank an entire bottle of wine after supper, this evening. I do that every night.

I am the embodiment of anger, flames, war, and everything choleric.

I have invented a spell to turn Ribena into wine.

I want to risk my life and safety by walking to Stepping Stones with all the black ice and dangerous driving that's going on this afternoon.

I really, really love my oldest son's baby mama, and I hope they stay together forever and I wish her a long and happy life with no pain in it whatsoever!

(I'm not in the best mood)

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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
My forum is still there and everyone is welcome to come join as well. There is a private women only subforum there if anyone is interested. Also, there is no CAPTCHA.

The link to the forum is http://www.rightplanet.proboards.com

I cast Maximized Meteor Swarm on the mountain near my house.

I am extremely happy to be single.

Dwarf hamsters are the ugliest creatures ever to exist. When I see one, my oxytocin levels collapse.

I am simply THRILLED that Wretched People Next Door have been doing yard work ALL DAY LONG, making it impossible to get any sleep!
Perhaps Kevin might loan me a bit of Maximized Meteor Swarm to toss into their back yard!
Sylkat

I like "indie and hipster" kids.

I cast Forcecage (Windowless cell) on myself.
I begin to prepare Locate City.
I apply Snowcasting.
I apply Flash Frost.
I apply Energy Substitution to make the spell electric.
I apply Born of Three Thunders.
I apply Explosive Spell.
I cast that and follow up with Empowered Hideous Laughter.

Wait a minute, you do not seem to live anywhere near here....

I'm not craving a hamburger