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01 Feb 2013, 10:28 pm

i wouldn't put it past her, that she probably listens exclusively to rap and hiphop.



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01 Feb 2013, 10:37 pm

Every man [and woman] should be given a rifle upon graduation of high school (to keep with him wherever he goes in the country of origin); with marksmanship and safety training taken up in PE classes, and passing such is required to receive said rifle. Said rifle is his to do with as he pleases within the laws of the land, though he must care for and maintain such as it's a gift.

Not a current military arm (too expensive), but a robust single shot in the same caliber as the current military arm of the country we're speaking of.

They will form the militia.

They will have a mandatory once yearly training session (for a day), to keep up basic standards of marksmanship, safety, and to show that they have maintained the rifle. Training sessions are held weekly, so all get that one session (one can go to more as ammunition will be free -- an incentive).

Though since I'm a free sort, they can turn down this offer.



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01 Feb 2013, 11:00 pm

there are some people who have no business with any kind of weapon.



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01 Feb 2013, 11:46 pm

auntblabby wrote:
there are some people who have no business with any kind of weapon.


Or driving a 1000lb weapon on wheels!



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02 Feb 2013, 3:35 am

auntblabby wrote:
there are some people who have no business with any kind of weapon.


Are you going to remove their hands and feet, a la a picture I can't show you?



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02 Feb 2013, 3:38 am

Some people with learning disabilities make zombie-like sounds.



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02 Feb 2013, 4:00 am

the UN needs to figure out a way to make the whole world speak esperanto.



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02 Feb 2013, 4:03 am

Tequila wrote:
Some people with learning disabilities make zombie-like sounds.

I might do this when I'm tired or fed up. I make sounds kind of like this "Eeeugh", "uhhguh".


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02 Feb 2013, 4:24 am

BlueMax wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
there are some people who have no business with any kind of weapon.


Or driving a 1000lb weapon on wheels!


What? A Harley?



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02 Feb 2013, 4:40 am

Most cars are a lot heavier than 1000lb :P



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02 Feb 2013, 4:48 am

Most cars are heavier than 3000lbs. In fact quite a few cars are over 4000lbs these days. That's not even getting into light trucks which require no more certification to drive than a passenger vehicle.



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02 Feb 2013, 6:10 am

That we should probably go back to horses for transport.



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02 Feb 2013, 7:00 am

Pondering wrote:
I might do this when I'm tired or fed up. I make sounds kind of like this "Eeeugh", "uhhguh".


Sometimes it sounds like sex groans.



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02 Feb 2013, 7:16 am

The noises double as mating calls. While they don't exactly attract lookers by any means, it gets the job done.


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02 Feb 2013, 7:36 am

i dislike the physical appearance of men.
in this increasingly homosexual world, i am exposed to descriptions of anal sex and male lust for other men.

men are hairy and they do not have a padding of fat on their legs like women do and they smell bad and they have adams apples (i suspect that adam must have swallowed his apple whole in order for it to get stuck in his neck ).
i very much will not allow a man in shorts to sit on any of my furniture because i find their skin to be hideous.

i can never be attracted sexually to men, and no one who i am not attracted to can sit on any of my chairs unless they are fully dressed.

i can not understand why any woman could be attracted to men. i find them revolting simply because they are men.

i like to talk to them but i refuse to allow them to touch their skin on anything i own.


i do not understand or identify with the sexual reality of my species.



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02 Feb 2013, 8:00 am

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All countries, all cultures, are to the point of mandating a MAXIMUM of two children per couple.
Women who already have two children, no spouse, need to be sterilized.


I agree! This is the most important issue the world faces now: we are way too many!! And the number just increases by the minute.
Men need to be sterilised too though, after reaching the allowed number of children., regardless of their relationship status.


I think the one child policy is the only thing China is doing right.
I wish we had death penalty here.
I do not think all people are equal. A terrorist is not the equal of a doctor, for instance.
I think people should be allowed no more than one child, and that some should even be disallowed (based on things like economy, retardation, serious inherited diseases etc).
I don't think it's society's responsibility to pay people for having children. If you can't afford children, don't have them.


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