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If the Fuller Brush Man sold bags of manure instead of brushes, he'd have been called the Fuller S*** Man.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q:what is the similarity of having just enough therapods and riding a horse?

A: you have no spare tire an' a sore ass

Q:Why is it impossible to send a telegram to Washington today?
A:Because he's dead.

What did the hat say to the hat rack?


You stay here. I'll go on a head.

If the pope went to a fancy dress party that would make him a blessing in disguise.

Q: How do you know if you're a pirate?
A: You just arrrr.

what's red and bad for your teeth?



a brick.

Where do most Spanish felines live?

Cat-alonia

I dont know any bad jokes but I still find this low-brow video funny.

My love life.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

A farmer had just bought a big pile of fertilizer and was carrying up the road in his wheelbarrow. A little girl who was playing on the lawn in front of her house came up to him and asked, "Hi mister, what's that you got in the wheelbarrow?" "Fertilizer." the farmer told her. "What are you gonna do with it?" she asked. "I'm going to put it on my strawberries." He answered. The little girl made a funny face and then said, "You should come to our house. We usually just put cream and sugar on ours."

the jokes in this thread are not bad jokes (except mine about the tyrannosaurus).
a was of the inclination to only post jokes i made up myself (like the tyrannosaurus one) but i will post some ones i did not make up.

i think they are good jokes though. a bad joke fails to come across as a joke.


anyway,
Q: a blonde and a brunette and a red head all jump off a tall building. which one will hits the ground last?
A: the blonde. because she will have to stop and ask for directions.