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15 Aug 2008, 8:36 pm

Fireworks and a helmet.



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16 Aug 2008, 1:52 pm

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Condoms and hardware pliers. :D


Nah. Condoms and TWEEZERS.



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16 Aug 2008, 8:22 pm

Vaseline and a giant zucchini
A dog collar and pregnancy test
A piece of lead pipe and a container of gunpowder
A box of laxatives and a set of canning jars
Kool-aid mix and lots of rat poison
Baby formula and cat litter
Packages of white mens boxers and pink fabric dye
Miniature tampons and boxing gloves
A box of envelopes and powdered sugar
First aid supplies and a hole punch



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17 Aug 2008, 7:13 am

A Shotgun + A Phonebook



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17 Aug 2008, 8:57 am

Bleach and matches.

Alcohol and sleeping pills.

Rat poison and martini mixes.

Ham and Kosher beef.

Lingerie and rope.

Baby food and Geritol.

A tarp and duct tape.

Small pipe and bullets.

Gunpowder and naphtha.

Paintball gun and steel ball bearings.

Gunpowder and thumbtacks.

Alcohol and vinegar.

A big bag of candy and a large parrot cage.

Hunting knives and band-aids.

Computer and sledge hammer.

Cat food and soy sauce.

Diapers and a taser.

Antidepressants and a rope.

Shock collar and a kiddie pool.



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17 Aug 2008, 9:03 am

a frozen chicken and a family sized jar of vaseline

would freak me out, let alone the poor cashier


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17 Aug 2008, 9:08 am

ASandproud wrote:
a frozen chicken and a family sized jar of Vaseline

would freak me out, let alone the poor cashier


A jar of Vaseline with "Family Sized" printed on it would worry me about society.



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17 Aug 2008, 9:18 am

Hamster and a funnel.

Mealworms and salad dressing.

Cyanide and baker's chocolate.

Pu-235 and C4



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17 Aug 2008, 12:29 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Hamster and a funnel.

Mealworms and salad dressing.

Cyanide and baker's chocolate.

Pu-235 and C4

You mean U235 or Pu239 andC4


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17 Aug 2008, 11:44 pm

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Nah. Condoms and TWEEZERS.


nah. condoms and razor blades.


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18 Aug 2008, 12:11 am

richie wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:
Hamster and a funnel.

Mealworms and salad dressing.

Cyanide and baker's chocolate.

Pu-235 and C4

You mean U235 or Pu239 andC4


Correct.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091472/



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18 Aug 2008, 12:21 am

How about a knife and a notepad.


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18 Aug 2008, 12:27 am

Bradleigh wrote:
How about a knife and a notepad.


Or a penknife and a notepad?



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18 Aug 2008, 2:43 am

Chainsaw and rope hardwarestore



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18 Aug 2008, 2:45 am

A penknife and 60,000 ton battlecruiser.


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18 Aug 2008, 2:46 am

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...60,000 ton battlecruiser.


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