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Spies? I hate Spies. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Then they put me in a home. I died there. Then the spies came. Spies? I hate Spies. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Then they put me in a home. I died there. Then the spies came. Spies? I hate Spies. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once. Then they put me in a home. I died there. Then the spies came......

(( might make more sense to replace spies with worms .. But since when was sense funny? ))

This guy once said to me something that was quite profound and pertinent in my life and I'll never forget it.

Thank you crazy hobo who eats cockroaches!

Life can be really fun if you jus ake he ime o ignore a single leer. You will see, when you ry with me, hat i's also enjoyable o ignore a leer

A Quick One Whilst He’s Away

Her man's been gone
For nearly a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

Her man's been gone
For nigh on a year
He was due home yesterday
But he ain't here

Down your street your crying is a well-known sound
Your street is very well known, right here in town
Your town is very famous for the little girl
Whose cries can be heard all around the world

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la

We have a remedy
You'll appreciate
No need to be so sad
He's only late

We'll bring you flowers and things
Help pass your time
We'll give him eagle's wings
Then he can fly to you

Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la
Fa la la la la la
Fa la la la la la

We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la
We have a remedy
Fa la la la la la la

We have a remedy.
We have!

Little girl, why don't you stop your crying?
I'm gonna make you feel all right

My name is Ivor
I'm an engine driver
I know him well
I know why you feel blue
Just 'cause he's late
Don't mean he'll never get through
He told me he loves you
He ain't no liar, I ain't either
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver
So let's have a smile for an old engine driver

Please take a sweet
Come take a walk with me
We'll sort it out
Back at my place, maybe

It'll come right
You ain't no fool, I ain't either
So why not be nice to an old engine driver?
Better be nice to an old engine driver
Better be nice to an old engine driver

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
We'll soon be home
We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

Come on, old horse

Soon be home
Soon be home
Soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon
We'll soon, soon, soon be home

We'll soon be home
Soon be home ...

Dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang

Cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello, cello

I can't believe it
Do my eyes deceive me?
Am I back in your arms?
Away from all harm?

It's like a dream to be with you again
Can't believe that I'm with you again

I missed you and I must admit
I kissed a few and once did sit
On Ivor the Engine Driver's lap
And later with him, had a nap

You are forgiven, you are forgiven
You're all forgiven
You're all forgiven
You're all forgiven
You're all forgiven
You're all forgiven
FORGIVEN
FORGIVEN
FORGIVEN
FORGIVEN

You are… FORGIVEN!

*Trys to think of something random*

Ducks wear spotted elf shoes!! ! LOOOOL! *image of ducks wearing spotted elf shoes*
Lol!
AHem..
the cat has just sat down on the floor behind me! She's staring at me! *says beh!! to cat*
LOL now she's staring more!
*picks pen up*
If pencils were alive with sharp pointy teeth! I'd make them bite all the nasty NT's heh!

And here come the ambulance drivers...

Oh good I need a lift to work! LOL!!

They're the EVIL ambulance drivers, so do so at your own peril!! !

Oh dear I better not then! *jumps off ambulance quickly* LOL!

There is the harry potter puppet pals which is quite funny! and random! lol
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/potter.php
this ^ is the first series!

http://www.potterpuppetpals.com/trouble.html
and this ^ is the second series!

did anyone ever see Dan Ackroyd at the end of The Twilight Zone movie?

mahaha

-does dance-


-SpaceCase

oh shake it!

Any ideas on what I should do for my winter break? I think I'll try juggling baby seals while standing in the middle of a freeway... always a good idea to try new things they say!

I have come back with a BIGGER amry of carebears than last time.WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! !! !!MWA HA HA HA HA!! !! !! !!


-SpaceCase

My heroic pet mutant attack walrus won't let that happen!

John Lennon was the mutant attack walrus