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bonfire or campfire?

bonfire.

This one is brilliant but not my own:

Would you rather have a goose that lays golden eggs or an elk that craps beat-up buicks?

Hmm..that's a tough one... I think..The elk...


Something 'done before' or something original?

I have no choice. you see, it's all been doooooooooooooooooone....

BEFOOOOOOOOOOORE

Gotta love the Barenaked Ladies.

Being stoned to death by pickles or being submerged in mayonnaise until you suffocate?

Well..It wouldn't be 'stoned' would it?

I'd rather be pelted with pickles until I expired...


Correct spelling or getting the message across

geting the mesage acros.

Having a moderate stutter but unlimited credit at Foor Locker, or haveing a good short-term memory but always taking on a real sarcastic "Einstien" at the end of any compliment?

Considering I do stutter sometimes, and I do have a very good memory... And I don't have unlimited credit of Foot Locker (which I had to google to find out what it was), but I do sometimes add "Einstein" at the end of some insults...(haven't added it to compliments...)

I'll go with option C. :: nods ::

Picking one of the choices or not picking one of the choices...

not picking one of the choices.

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wait

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damnit.

Being tenderized to death with a small wooden mallet or comsuming kleenex until you die?

being tenderized to death

dinner with evangelical Christians or dinner with fundamentalist muslims?

Dinner with fundamentalist muslims.

Can't stand hardcore christians...


Fiction or Non-Fiction?

nonfiction

martians or moon people?

Moon People.

Integrate or differentiate?

Integrate, in most cases.

Being impervious to the red-eye phenomenon in photographs or having expert precision when puncturing Capri Sun pouches?

expert precision when puncturing Capri Sun pouches, though being a food snob, I would never drink it

having a bear gnaw on your left foot, or a lion gnaw on your right foot?

lion. it would make a cooler story.

Having your head explode, or having your head implode?

Given your previous response I'll have to say Implode.

Ignorant or Knowing everything