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31 Oct 2021, 2:32 pm

Heads. And are all still fresh enough to speak.

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31 Oct 2021, 2:35 pm

A partly sectioned donkey torso

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01 Nov 2021, 1:52 am

A microwave oven.

What's under your bed?

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01 Nov 2021, 3:57 am

A high power thought control broadcasting antenna.

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01 Nov 2021, 4:42 am

Bodies of the severed heads from the fridge. It's all past decomposition and are all bones now.

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01 Nov 2021, 4:44 am

My escape tunnel. I hope I reach Australia soon.

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01 Nov 2021, 5:30 am

There is nothing under my bed. The underside of my bed marks the bottom edge of the Universe.

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01 Nov 2021, 5:51 am

Discarded dream wrappers.

How can I improve my singing voice?

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01 Nov 2021, 6:29 am

Sword swallowing. Without using unsharpened swords.

How to improve my washing machine's washing power?

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01 Nov 2021, 7:05 am

The most practical, economical and environmentally friendly way would be to replace the motor with a Lamborghini V12 twin turbo engine.

How can I get my microwave oven to cook faster,?

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01 Nov 2021, 7:15 am

Hold a pair of scissors next to its power cord and yell "if you don't hurry up ... !"

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01 Nov 2021, 7:28 am

Put it inside another microwave. This can actually be done recursively for exponentially speeded up cooking, but only seven times. After that the cook time will be so fast it will complete before the food is even put in the microwave and reality will bluescreen.

Ou 'est le bibliotheque, s'il vous plait?

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01 Nov 2021, 7:40 am

Sa tabi tabi lang. Doon sa banyo ng mga pusa.

How does one acquire a library card?

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01 Nov 2021, 7:51 am

In most countries you have to pass a reading test before you're awarded your library card and can legally take charge of a book. When you're learning to read you can sometimes get a provisional card that allows you to read a book taken out of the library by a fully qualified reader.

May I have a sidebar, your honour?

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01 Nov 2021, 2:35 pm

Of course, sir, vanilla-flavoured, with a dash of honey.

How to get rid of moths?

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01 Nov 2021, 2:40 pm

Eat them with the side bar.

What is this for??

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