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16 Apr 2007, 6:17 pm

None. You will never be dead. For you to be dead, there'd have to to be a "you" around experiencing your own absence. So in a very real sense, you will live forever. There is no escape. (And so it's very important to do good things during your life, that you can always look back on and that make you smile.)

What's the meaning of life?

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16 Apr 2007, 6:51 pm

Life is a 1999 feature film from Universal Pictures. It stars Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence as two men forced into moonshining(being unable to otherwise pay off their debts), who take a shipment of booze into the deep south of Mississippi in 1932. They are framed for murder, and the judge sentences them to life in prison. The pair therefore spend the next seven decades in prison, at various times making attempts to break out and escape, becoming best friends at the end. ...

why do so many people question the meaning of life?

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16 Apr 2007, 7:37 pm

Because they have no originality.

What is the meaning of a triple-layered hamburger with relish and ketchup?

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16 Apr 2007, 7:45 pm

Nirvana.

Is it soup yet?

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16 Apr 2007, 8:49 pm

Alright, I have been through this before. There is no more primordial soup. We have been all out for billions of years now. It is too late.

Why does anyone want that junk?

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16 Apr 2007, 9:07 pm

Because one man's trash is another man's treasure. And I'm a packrat/magpipe, so I'm allowed to want random things simply because they're shiny.

Why do penguins smell?

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Three years!

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16 Apr 2007, 9:17 pm

Because they don't have any Irish Spring.

Ever see a penguin on fire?

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

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17 Apr 2007, 1:42 am

oh no is she doing it again ! !

what was your act for this Sundayafternoon?

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17 Apr 2007, 6:05 am

Nothing.

Have you ever been in a helicopter?

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17 Apr 2007, 7:20 am

Sadly not.

Can anyone do the helicopter?

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17 Apr 2007, 12:22 pm

how do you do that?

Has anybody built a model helicopter?

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17 Apr 2007, 6:32 pm

I did build a model helicopter. It was a helicopter recovery model rocket. Sadly there was a motor malfunction.

Anyone else ever crash a model helicopter?

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
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17 Apr 2007, 6:40 pm

I think I saw one crash once.

Is the dirt really gone with Cilit Bang?

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17 Apr 2007, 6:58 pm

I thought it was Eastwood.

Does the above have anyting to do with Dirty Harry?

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button

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17 Apr 2007, 7:00 pm

I wouldn't know.

What is the difference between a bird and a bat?

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17 Apr 2007, 7:07 pm

A bird is a rude gesture while a bat is an old hag - like me.

How did I get so old?

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Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
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