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31 May 2020, 4:08 pm

I know one of you went to the moon. The problem was that that they didn't send *all* of you to the moon and leave me alone. :twisted:



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31 May 2020, 5:20 pm

It's interesting how we treat names like Plato which were given before surnames and first names existed as surnames when they were given and therefore more like how we use first names.

Plato itself is more like a nickname but I'm too lazy to think of another eg.


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31 May 2020, 7:39 pm

Dena sounded like she was biased in favor of Rolando penis and Kayla b***h. She had the nerve to tell me that, I should not have been obsessing over it for so long. f**k you stupidass b***h! Rolando penis told me that he gossipped to Kayla b***h. Dena told me that Rolando penis gossipped to her about me. Ass holes. (In cahoots). (Nincompoop). Dena even told me about the dead skin cells in left on the floor.(littering). Dena told me that I was too busy scratching to do techniques.

Dena hasn't answered the email for one and a half weeks s**t. Lockdown, no job, no children, no school.

She often comes late, smells like coffee. She is sick a lot.

She gets too dramatic. "Cool" this and "sucks" that.

She's addicted to the phone. She takes calls in front of me. Even in the dressing room she flaps her stupidass trap

She's way too loyal to Kayla b***h and Rolando penis

Over and over I told her to say "excuse me" instead of "what" and "huh". Maybe that's not respectful.

Judgmental emotional Psychobabble Extroverts act like just because they are not happy, someone must have violated their stupidass "rights".

Nobody is biased in favor of my worthless corpse s**t


s**t maybe she was never my friend in the first place

f**k Dena b***h

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31 May 2020, 9:46 pm

People who don't have a flippin clue.

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31 May 2020, 10:09 pm

Potatoes and targeted individuals.


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31 May 2020, 10:15 pm

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Potatoes and targeted individuals.


Potatoes are the best food group, I literally said that just yesterday. I'm psychic.

I mean, you can do so much with potatoes. Fry them. Mash them. Make vodka. And it's all delectable!


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31 May 2020, 10:20 pm

martianprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Potatoes and targeted individuals.


Potatoes are the best food group, I literally said that just yesterday. I'm psychic.

I mean, you can do so much with potatoes. Fry them. Mash them. Make vodka. And it's all delectable!


Figures, no one even mentions the cabbage.


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31 May 2020, 10:21 pm

martianprincess wrote:
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Potatoes and targeted individuals.


Potatoes are the best food group, I literally said that just yesterday. I'm psychic.

I mean, you can do so much with potatoes. Fry them. Mash them. Make vodka. And it's all delectable!


What can't you make vodka from? I've seen it made from toilet paper before. (the first step is using enzymes to break the cellulose into sugars, from there it's the same as any other batch of shine; with enough distilliation stages it becomes everclear).


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31 May 2020, 10:33 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
martianprincess wrote:
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Potatoes and targeted individuals.


Potatoes are the best food group, I literally said that just yesterday. I'm psychic.

I mean, you can do so much with potatoes. Fry them. Mash them. Make vodka. And it's all delectable!


What can't you make vodka from? I've seen it made from toilet paper before. (the first step is using enzymes to break the cellulose into sugars, from there it's the same as any other batch of shine; with enough distilliation stages it becomes everclear).


You had me at "enzymes" and "cellulose" :nerdy:


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31 May 2020, 10:50 pm

Because I have exactly zero GI issues, I dismissed celiac disease as a possible reason for my anemia, but Doctor Google says that a significant number of people do have celiac disease without having any GI issues. Since I have no signs of internal bleeding, have fairly light periods (maybe on occasion verging on moderate, but certainly not anything one would think might cause anemia), and taking iron supplements and giving me iron infusions did nothing, so I doubt it’s from not getting enough iron in my diet, I guess probably the most likely cause, then, is celiac disease :( I’m a very picky eater (and if I significantly dislike something, I literally cannot force myself to swallow it, I just gag if I try) and a good number of the foods I like/don’t mind have gluten, I really don’t want to be having to avoid it. And checking the ingredients list very closely on everything (no prior food allergies for anyone in my immediate family, so that’s not something I’m used to doing). Probably not a huge deal if I occasionally have gluten since I have no symptoms besides the anemia, but I’d need to not be doing it on a regular basis or I’d end up with anemia again.


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31 May 2020, 10:51 pm

I had potato soup for dinner tonight.


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31 May 2020, 10:54 pm

blackicmenace wrote:
martianprincess wrote:
funeralxempire wrote:
Potatoes and targeted individuals.


Potatoes are the best food group, I literally said that just yesterday. I'm psychic.

I mean, you can do so much with potatoes. Fry them. Mash them. Make vodka. And it's all delectable!


Figures, no one even mentions the cabbage.


I'm a staunch believer in cabbagial rights, and those of all other cruciferous vegetables.

Cabbage Lives Matter.


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31 May 2020, 11:31 pm

i will never let go.




i can't


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31 May 2020, 11:37 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
i will never let go.




i can't


Why not?


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01 Jun 2020, 1:33 am

people always tell me i'll meet someone who will make me feel more, who i will find more attractive, who will etc etc

i've been waiting 9 years and it hasn't happened.

she got me first and she got me early. i didn't stand a chance and left me "hooked" for life.

ever seen the movie "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"? i need my mind wiped in a similar way

just get her out of there for the love of god.


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01 Jun 2020, 2:09 am

i am reminded of dorothy and her magic red slippers, and what the good witch glinda told her about them.