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17 Apr 2007, 7:39 pm

Father Time snuck up behind you and hit you with the Ageing Stick.

Who wants to give Father Time a wedgie?


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17 Apr 2007, 8:26 pm

Mother Nature.

When did the seagulls wake up this morning?


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17 Apr 2007, 9:58 pm

When their alarms went off.

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18 Apr 2007, 12:40 am

If there truly is a multiverse, then you may have asked it an infinite number of times.

How many universes are there?


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18 Apr 2007, 12:50 am

Just one, but no two things in it agree which one it is.

What's the best thing you ever did?


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18 Apr 2007, 12:57 am

I saved my sister's life. A couple of times.

Think that's pretty okay?


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18 Apr 2007, 1:45 am

You da man now, dawg!

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18 Apr 2007, 9:44 am

I don't know, but I know I haven't answered it before.

Would you really like me when I'm angry?


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18 Apr 2007, 10:39 am

I'd love you :!:

Why dose it rain :?:


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18 Apr 2007, 11:31 am

because steam coming from a kettle condenses in the atmosphere

we have boolien logic but who is boolien and why does he say that 1 OR 1 is 1 and not 0 since that condition need AND/OR to technically be met



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18 Apr 2007, 12:29 pm

boolien is the man on the moon, and because he wants to.

How are computers made :!:


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18 Apr 2007, 1:49 pm

when mummy and daddy computer love each other very much they have a special cuddle.

if roses are red and violets are blue what flavour is a typewriter?


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18 Apr 2007, 1:52 pm

Albatross.

How many more questions could we possibly ask here?



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18 Apr 2007, 5:04 pm

How many grains of sand are in the sky?

How many grains of sand are in the sky?


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18 Apr 2007, 5:46 pm

More than three, I'm guessing.

Is William Shatner truly the Greatest Actor Of All Time, or is that just wishful thinking?


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19 Apr 2007, 9:03 am

Wishful thinking. I always thought he was kind of "spacey."


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