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19 Apr 2007, 3:21 pm

1,996,765,345,459,371.

Who old is Mars :?:


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19 Apr 2007, 3:39 pm

77 years old.

Is that all there is?



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19 Apr 2007, 3:53 pm

No. There's always something you can't quite reach.

Why is it that whenever you win an eBay toy auction, whatever it is that you're bidding on always shows up in your local toystore at a significantly cheaper price than that which you originally paid for it?


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19 Apr 2007, 3:57 pm

Because Fate dislikes you.

Why dose it rain :?:


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19 Apr 2007, 3:59 pm

Because even angels need to go wee-wee sometimes.

IS! THIS! SPARTA?!


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19 Apr 2007, 4:06 pm

Maybe :!:

Where dose the Sun go at night :?:


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19 Apr 2007, 5:10 pm

The Sun goes off for a quick stroll every 24 hours. Just to stretch his legs, you understand.

Why is sunshine good, and moonshine bad?


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19 Apr 2007, 5:19 pm

Because the moon is a murder.

How do birds fly :?:


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19 Apr 2007, 5:47 pm

Antigravity rockets in their feet, of course. Duh :P

If a woodchuck chucks wood, does a hunchback back hunches?


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19 Apr 2007, 5:51 pm

By backing into hunches.

Why can't people fly :?:


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19 Apr 2007, 5:56 pm

Because we don't have wings. God was feeling like He couldn't be bothered that day, you see, so we never got them.

If there's a Caps Lock button, where's its key?


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19 Apr 2007, 5:58 pm

In the mouse :?:

Why can't penguins fly, they have wings :!:


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19 Apr 2007, 8:36 pm

Because wings are a great fashion accessory, and they go very well with their tuxedo markings.

What are you thinking of?


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19 Apr 2007, 10:57 pm

Oh holy Ned!


Did I drink enough beer tonight?


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20 Apr 2007, 3:51 am

No, drink 1000000 gallons more and you'll be fine.

Where do eagles live?



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20 Apr 2007, 5:35 am

The Hotel California.

If you stab with your steely knife, can you really kill the beast, or is that just a pipedream?


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