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20 Apr 2007, 5:49 am

Yes

Is Western Sahara really a country?



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20 Apr 2007, 6:23 am

If it gets its independence from Eastern Sahara, yes.

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20 Apr 2007, 10:42 am

Yes.

What is the 5th law of gravity :?:


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20 Apr 2007, 11:02 am

That the universe is larger than us and smaller than its smallest constituent parts, which are smaller than us. (This is not an "official" law of gravity. It should be, though.)

Can straight lines exist?


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20 Apr 2007, 2:18 pm

yes but some member of the gay community objects to the idea of complete straightness spite scientific proof.

what happens if you break the laws of physics.



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20 Apr 2007, 2:52 pm

You enter into an episode of Star Trek, of course - they used to break the laws of physics all the time. She cannae take much more, Captain!

How high can you fly with broken wings?


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20 Apr 2007, 2:55 pm

You can't. That's why they're broken.

How can you heal those wings?


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20 Apr 2007, 5:16 pm

You can't heal a broken band. Paul McCartney is solo now.

How exactly is the sound of silence?



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20 Apr 2007, 5:42 pm

Damned bloody loud! However, there is a six decibel drop with each doubling of distance so unless you have hyperaccussis you won't be bothered by it.

Can one hand clap?


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20 Apr 2007, 5:59 pm

No, but Wang Han can have the clap.

Why is velcro called what it is?


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20 Apr 2007, 6:26 pm

Because if it was called anything else it wouldn't be velcro.

Utopia or deuteranopia?


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20 Apr 2007, 7:24 pm

I'm an aspie and must chose dystopia.

How many bubbles in a bar of soap?


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20 Apr 2007, 7:28 pm

The same as the number of licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

How old is Cow Kitty?



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20 Apr 2007, 7:36 pm

Exactly the right age for Cow Kitty.

Why is she named Cow Kitty?


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20 Apr 2007, 7:39 pm

Because her head looks exactly like an udder.

How did that happen?


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20 Apr 2007, 7:55 pm

'Don't know, I think it's udderly ridiculous.

Is her head haped like an udder?


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