886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
886 wrote:
chrissyrun wrote:
OliveOilMom wrote:
I noticed this morning that I keep looking older and older every day. It makes me not want to do anything to my hair or put on makeup or anything. But if I don't I'll look even worse, and that will make me feel even worse.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like a face lift, an eye job, rhinoplasty, lip injections (but not like Angelina Jolie) and while we are at it, a boob job, why not?
I have been marginally good, if you want to leave out the nose job, that's ok.
Love,
Frances
Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I would like liposuction.
Love,
Chrissyrun
Dear Chrissyrun,
I cannot process this request, because you don't need it, and aren't fat.
Love,
Santa
(or 886.. give or take, whichever you prefer)
Thanks, but sometimes I just feel that way
I love food way too much.
Hmmmmmmmm, 886 or Santa....I think I like 886 better
Nothing wrong with loving food, especially since you know how to eat it.. you pick healthy foods, then work it off.
Well thank you
Psh, I don't eat healthy....
Plus working it off, is a challenge.
Even though I love running...I don't want to have to worry if the food will make me a slower runner.
Yep
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