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20 Apr 2007, 8:22 pm

I think we should stop milking the udder joke :P

Is it really better down where it's wetter?


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20 Apr 2007, 8:37 pm

Probably.

But can you get higher where it's dryer?


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20 Apr 2007, 8:43 pm

Probably.

But can you get higher where it's dryer?


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20 Apr 2007, 9:08 pm

Yes because the hairdryer blows you there.

Why are CD's not triangles?



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20 Apr 2007, 9:26 pm

They ARE triangles. With invisible corners.

Why do we have loads of hair on our heads, and only little hair on the rest of our bodies?


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20 Apr 2007, 9:33 pm

We were short changed.

Would it be better to be furry?


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20 Apr 2007, 9:35 pm

We were short changed.

Would it be better to be furry?


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21 Apr 2007, 2:57 am

Yes, because fur is the answer to all of lifes questions, like "What is a werbert?" it's FUR.

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21 Apr 2007, 5:01 am

yes

What if I wanted to break?

Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do? (Oh, oh)

What if I fell to the floor
Couldn't take all this anymore?

What would you do, do, do?

....................

What if I wanted to fight?

Beg for the rest of my life
What would you do?

You say you wanted more
What are you waiting for?
I'm not running from you (from you)



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21 Apr 2007, 6:44 am

First rule: if you want to fight, you shouldn't talk about it.

Second rule: if you want to fight, you SHOULDN'T TALK ABOUT IT.

Why shouldn't you talk about it?


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21 Apr 2007, 7:50 am

because Jared Leto talks about it alot
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF1wZQzpeKA[/youtube]

does that^ video rock or what?



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21 Apr 2007, 8:42 am

God doesn't think so.

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21 Apr 2007, 8:59 am

There's one in every country in Mainland Europe.

Why do people go bonkers, when a well-known member reinvents themself?



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21 Apr 2007, 10:57 am

Because change is WRONG AND EVIL, and must be avoided at all costs.

Would people be upset if I reinvented myself?


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21 Apr 2007, 11:14 am

Change is wrong and evil...soooo....nope. :D

What name shall I give to the ladybird which has just flown in through my window?


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21 Apr 2007, 11:17 am

Cake.

Who invented pizza?


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