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maycontainthunder
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03 Nov 2021, 3:08 pm

Unravel all the balls of wool and put them in a bucket. Stir for an hour and you have your jumper.

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Murihiku
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03 Nov 2021, 6:44 pm

Buy it at a store, it's easier.

How do I become a good singer?

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
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04 Nov 2021, 3:52 am

Turn into a sewing machine. Singers are good.

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04 Nov 2021, 3:56 am

Lipsync to Milli Vanilli

How to become President of the United States?

maycontainthunder
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04 Nov 2021, 4:40 am

You offer free cookies to everyone.

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04 Nov 2021, 6:31 am

By being the oldest person in the US.

How not to scare a cat?

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maycontainthunder
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04 Nov 2021, 6:33 am

Walk up behind it and yell WOOF!

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leshawna
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04 Nov 2021, 7:13 am

give him food

why do we sleep?

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04 Nov 2021, 7:21 am

Sleeping is a mechanism to discriminate against insomniacs.

Are dogs really man's best friend?

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04 Nov 2021, 7:40 am

No. They are hairy shitbags.

Do you love your hairy s**tbag?

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It's dark. Is it always this dark?

maycontainthunder
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04 Nov 2021, 7:57 am

Meow?

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magz
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04 Nov 2021, 8:11 am

No, the sh**bag I love is clean-shaven.

How to go to Heaven?

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04 Nov 2021, 8:15 am

By imitating jellos that gained sentience -- through intense sublimation.
Except with an aide of holy water.

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maycontainthunder
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04 Nov 2021, 8:18 am

By denying its existence.

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PhosphorusDecree
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04 Nov 2021, 11:34 am

Climb the clouds. You will probably need a safety line.

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04 Nov 2021, 11:38 am

By misspelling "Haven".

Where is Sussex?

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