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MrSinister
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21 Apr 2007, 12:34 pm

Some guy who accidentally laid flat on the loaf of bread he was baking.

When's your Dolmio day?


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21 Apr 2007, 1:19 pm

April 31st.

What's Dolmio?


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21 Apr 2007, 1:52 pm

Silvio Berlusconi's staple diet (other than younger women...).

Wheres Wally?


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21 Apr 2007, 1:53 pm

In Alabama drinking some tea.


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21 Apr 2007, 1:53 pm

no :|

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21 Apr 2007, 2:09 pm

Huh indeed

Who stole my apple?



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21 Apr 2007, 2:13 pm

william tell


or was it snowwhite?



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21 Apr 2007, 2:14 pm

no you were right

where did I leave my nore book


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21 Apr 2007, 2:15 pm

I don't know.

What's a nore book?



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21 Apr 2007, 2:28 pm

No, she let the dogs out.

Can Iron Man do whatever an iron can?


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21 Apr 2007, 4:15 pm

Yeah, duh.

Who let the dogs out :?:


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21 Apr 2007, 4:34 pm

she did.


where is the hood at?



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21 Apr 2007, 4:39 pm

The hood is at the top of a sweatshirt.

Who is she :?:


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21 Apr 2007, 4:45 pm

She is the one who must be obeyed.

Hey! I got locked out of my pineapple, what do I do now?


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21 Apr 2007, 5:47 pm

Run rings round it, then the door will magically open.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?


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21 Apr 2007, 6:30 pm

Clap your hands three times, spin in a circle, close your eyes, and scream, "Problem solved" all while dancing an Irish jig and throwing apples.

Who is Maria?


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