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08 Feb 2012, 7:27 pm

They WERE dead. They just would not behave appropriately, thanks to the doctor's efforts. He could have hired someone in advance to watch them, Rather like Susan Sto-Helit.

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08 Feb 2012, 7:29 pm

I can swim in the River Ankh.



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08 Feb 2012, 7:32 pm

Really? While everyone else is walking on it? Only if you are a large burrowing machine or a badger on methamphetamine.

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08 Feb 2012, 7:40 pm

Mmm, badgers. I had badger and two veg for dinner.


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08 Feb 2012, 7:45 pm

Oh, dear! That badger wasn't Kevinjh, was it? I shall be quite perturbed if I've been communicating with a ghost. And Kyle will probably be offended! He IS the resident spook, you know....

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08 Feb 2012, 7:46 pm

Alive? No. Back? Yes!



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08 Feb 2012, 7:49 pm

I am totally not attracted to Lisbeth Salander.



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08 Feb 2012, 7:51 pm

I detest biochemistry the same way I detest evil.



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08 Feb 2012, 7:53 pm

I had evil soup earlier. It was hot - much hotter than badgers.


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08 Feb 2012, 7:54 pm

Nothing is hotter than a dunce badger!



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08 Feb 2012, 7:56 pm

A peppered mallard is not to be sniffed at.


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08 Feb 2012, 8:00 pm

A salted mallard, however, is something at which one should sniff.



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08 Feb 2012, 8:09 pm

Mozart's middle name was really 'Colin' and he also kept a newt farm.


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08 Feb 2012, 8:11 pm

Eye of newt is actually a very sanitary, antiseptic ingredient.



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08 Feb 2012, 8:13 pm

Regarding Mozart: did you know he faked his death! He and Amelia Earhart are living in Bora-Bora, raising speckled newts that glow in the dark on alternate Tuesdays.

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08 Feb 2012, 8:24 pm

This conversation is growing in sanity.