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21 Apr 2007, 6:50 pm

That robot woman in the movie Metropolis.

Who sells sea shells on the sea shore?


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21 Apr 2007, 7:21 pm

KBABZ

Who buys them?


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22 Apr 2007, 4:44 am

only idiots buy sea shells lol they are fool's pearls

are you drunk?



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22 Apr 2007, 7:05 am

No - I haven't been drunk in years.

Do you blame it on the love of rock and roll?


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22 Apr 2007, 9:37 am

Yes.

Where is Atlantis :?:


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22 Apr 2007, 9:41 am

Gerogia...where else?

What would be a good website for NTs to post at?



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22 Apr 2007, 9:48 am

Anywhere but here?

Are you waiting for a miracle?


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22 Apr 2007, 9:52 am

No.

When will the world end :?:


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22 Apr 2007, 9:54 am

When George Bush trips and falls onto the Big Red Button.

Is dressing in plastic a good idea?


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22 Apr 2007, 9:54 am

5 seconds before the watched kettle boils.

Why does it always rain on me?



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22 Apr 2007, 9:56 am

Because the air around you is at just the right pressure. And because God hates you.

If there are insects called stag beetles, why aren't there mammals called beetle stags?


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22 Apr 2007, 10:04 am

There are.

Why is it always the top 10, and never the top 14 :?:


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22 Apr 2007, 10:17 am

The last four songs aren't good enough for those mainstream NTs.

Why do most of our parents hate us, so much?



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22 Apr 2007, 12:00 pm

Because you are projecting your self hate onto them?

Who is that guy in the cloak? why is he beconing? Why is my grandfather with him?



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22 Apr 2007, 12:02 pm

The guy in the cloak is Harry Potter, and your Grandfather hangs out with him, because he's his biggest fan.

How many NTs does it take to change a Lightbulb?



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22 Apr 2007, 1:57 pm

All of them, and they still get it wrong.

Is Alec Baldwin really as big a jerk as he seems?


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