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Vetinari is dishonest and look what happened to AM since he took control!

I hate muffins.

I hate most baked goods. They stink, are generally made with the help of a fungus, and taste awful.

C.M.O.T Dibbler is the finest chef in Ankh Morpork.

Sylkat

I would love to have a computer made by Johnson.

I would not like an Alienware laptop with 1 terrabyte, and that gorgeous, glowing multicolored alien head on the lid.....sigh, oh, well!

Sylkat

A Bergholt circular slide rule would be fun, especially considering what happened the last time he designed something involving pi.

My favorite pie is not pecan; nice and hot, with vanilla ice cream on top and a whole pot of hot tea with it!
Is this Bergholt individual a famous baker of pies?
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Oh yes, famous. Or rather, infamous for the casualties involved in the construction of the Individual Fruit Pie.

Does one assume that the casualties you refer to are the deaths of numerous fruits?

Sylkat

And people unable to escape the explosion, of course.

Ah, Bergholt's Exploding Individual Fruit Pie! That explains so much!

Sylkat

At least someone got to use what remained as a roof.

I had roast beef for supper.

There's a rumour that Bergholt's pie crusts are so sturdy because he prefers to use Portland Cement rather than flour in his baking.

Sylkat

There is also a rumor that he implemented Wow-Wow Sauce!