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18 Aug 2008, 2:54 am

Hmm, you are right that an 80,000 ton battlecruiser would probably be better for this.


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18 Aug 2008, 5:15 pm

milk and a fish tank.


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18 Aug 2008, 5:15 pm

followed by fish and a blender


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18 Aug 2008, 5:16 pm

leather jacket and an ABBA album



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18 Aug 2008, 5:17 pm

later, returning the fish tank (after carefully saving that receipt!)...

and getting gauze and a book on fishcare.


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18 Aug 2008, 5:19 pm

the next day, you return... this time for


a box of kotex and a bottle of captain morgan.


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18 Aug 2008, 5:23 pm

later, you come in after work, happy, and you get:


goldfish crackers and a disposable underwater camera


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18 Aug 2008, 5:24 pm

doh!


you forgot film and an extension cord.


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18 Aug 2008, 5:53 pm

KY Jelly and a Telletubbies dvd



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18 Aug 2008, 6:00 pm

A gun and ammo.



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18 Aug 2008, 6:14 pm

"What to Expect When Your Expecting" and ammo.


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19 Aug 2008, 8:13 am

Pregnancy magazine and a packet of fags.

Children's book and a copy of Playboy.

Sleeping pills and duct tape.



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19 Aug 2008, 4:24 pm

a hamster and a jar of pickles.


*for added effect, refer to the hamster as "pickles" as often as possible.


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19 Aug 2008, 5:31 pm

Bleach and ammonia? V:hmph:V



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19 Aug 2008, 7:34 pm

Shai-hulud wrote:
Bleach and ammonia? V:hmph:V
Eh, would require too much chemistry knowledge on the part of the cashier.


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19 Aug 2008, 11:31 pm

a how-to on bondage and a bunch of razor wire

a book on serial killers and a big bag/bin of lye

a book on serial killers and a bottle of pesticides (specifically one labeled as seriously poisonous)


a giant lolipop and a bottle of poison