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20 Feb 2021, 3:45 am

Ashtray

Star Wars: Return of the _____?



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20 Feb 2021, 5:15 am

Cupcakes

Bill Gates is a _______



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20 Feb 2021, 5:25 am

ntichrist.

ted cruz is a no-good piece of _________



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20 Feb 2021, 8:42 am

Electromagnet

Why am I ______



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20 Feb 2021, 8:57 am

president?

tom cotton is a rotten ________



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20 Feb 2021, 9:05 am

Pancake

Why are frogs ______?



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20 Feb 2021, 9:12 am

quasi-intellectuals?

Should I clean my house or read my book?


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20 Feb 2021, 11:48 am

fence post.

Why is snow so cold?



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20 Feb 2021, 11:50 am

But cause they heat it up in a thermos flask

How many centimetres is there in a metre?


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20 Feb 2021, 11:54 am

A moose.

Do my jokes smell funny?



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20 Feb 2021, 12:15 pm

Cable ties can also be used as part of a Saturday night ritual

Who's decision was this?


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20 Feb 2021, 12:35 pm

It was a conspiracy to prevent comedic comments from being posted by the lizard people.

Does being struck by lightning hurt?



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20 Feb 2021, 12:41 pm

Who is Lightning?

Do you contain thunder at this very moment?


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20 Feb 2021, 12:43 pm

All thunder in this house is contained by Dog V4.

Why are there three hands on a clock?



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20 Feb 2021, 12:48 pm

Because three people want it.

Why are there streaks on my mirrors when I don't use my mirrors?


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20 Feb 2021, 12:51 pm

Wear clothes then you wouldn't see streaks in your mirrors.

Why are poodles fluffy?