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18 Sep 2006, 10:12 pm

"Salad shooter." Benny & Joon.

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19 Sep 2006, 4:41 am

“Everybody should be able to make some music...That's the cosmic dance!”
- Maude (Ruth Gordon), from the movie "Harold & Maude"
(One of my favorite movies.)

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19 Sep 2006, 6:19 am

may as well kill two stones with one bird.

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19 Sep 2006, 6:36 am

"When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons." - Harry, Third Rock From The Sun

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19 Sep 2006, 12:57 pm

"Several grains of salt will help life's lemons go down easier."

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It's just music for me. The other stims don't work.

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19 Sep 2006, 2:48 pm

Saw this little gem on a conspiracy site today;

"You have 2 eyes, 2 ears and 1 mouth. I suggest you use them in that measure"

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19 Sep 2006, 7:26 pm

“CURIOSITY, n. An objectionable quality of the female mind. The desire to know whether or not a woman is cursed with curiosity is one of the most active and insatiable passions of the masculine soul.”
- Ambrose Bierce

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20 Sep 2006, 5:44 am

“The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's.”
- Jane Austen

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20 Sep 2006, 5:48 am

By the way i said that saying wrong. Someone just told me so.

its

kill two birds with one stone not kill two stones with one bird.

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20 Sep 2006, 5:51 am

“Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”
- Unknown

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20 Sep 2006, 5:52 am

hyper_alien wrote:

By the way i said that saying wrong. Someone just told me so.

its

kill two birds with one stone not kill two stones with one bird.

Oh I'm ready this mourning to give you instant feedback Hyper_alien!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!

Yeah kill two stoner drifters for a bird God!

My saying:

Please stop hitting me!

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20 Sep 2006, 5:54 am

me hits the machine hard on the head with a baseball bat

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20 Sep 2006, 5:55 am

“If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.”
- Thomas Carlyle

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20 Sep 2006, 5:58 am

Oh I thought a Hyper_Alien would have beemed me upto a space space ship and probed
me. Then dropped me in a ditch with a triangle tatto on my forehead.

Oh is that bat an aluminium bat that you sawed the end off with and filled with cement?

Do not do that it will be to heavy I tired it.

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20 Sep 2006, 6:02 am

Me beams machine one up to her space ship and anal probes him.

I then beem you back to earth with a triangle on your head, where my bouncers are waiting for you with two concrete filled baseball bats.

Enjoy machine :twisted: :evil: :evil: :evil:

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20 Sep 2006, 6:07 am

I have a surprise for those bouncers I plan to get my blood all over their suites.

Their old ladies are going to kick their a$$es when they get home and see those bloodstains they gotta clean off.

I will be the lucky one!

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