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sterfry
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28 Jul 2011, 1:52 am

So long without randomness.


Dear internet advertisers,
What gives you the impression that I would possibly need anything from Jo-ann Fabrics? I don't need any buttons or glitter, or twine and I will most likely not be sewing myself a new set of curtains and a matching sundress. Please try a little harder next time.

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28 Jul 2011, 1:57 am

sterfry wrote:
So long without randomness.


Dear internet advertisers,
What gives you the impression that I would possibly need anything from Jo-ann Fabrics? I don't need any buttons or glitter, or twine and I will most likely not be sewing myself a new set of curtains and a matching sundress. Please try a little harder next time.

Sincerely,
Sterfry


Are you sure you aren't, it'd look so cute on you. :lol:

Dear advertisers,
I am not a mom trying to go to college.

Sincerely,
chrissyrun.

IDEA for a thread!


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28 Jul 2011, 2:04 am

Earlier today I got ads for hot lesbians and black singles.

I'm a gay man, and I'm white.

Figure that one out.



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28 Jul 2011, 2:05 am

Jory wrote:
Earlier today I got ads for hot lesbians and black singles.

I'm a gay man, and I'm white.

Figure that one out.


Ok! Now put that on THIS thread


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28 Jul 2011, 2:23 am

Oh no, what have I done?!



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28 Jul 2011, 4:52 am

Hopefully the computer can play videos reasonably well until it can get fixed.


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28 Jul 2011, 5:13 am

These pretzels are making me thirsty!



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28 Jul 2011, 5:33 am

(Appears) Hi, everybody!


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28 Jul 2011, 5:34 am

Morning world, morning Kyle, you've just beaten me to it!


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28 Jul 2011, 5:40 am

Morning, Ten!


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28 Jul 2011, 5:49 am

Morning, morning, almost afternoon!
Yesterday I had to get up before 8am and...it didn't go well...:P


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28 Jul 2011, 6:17 am

This morning my Mum had a towel on her head after washing her hair and she kind of looked like this :dwarf:

I had to stop myself from laughing. :P



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28 Jul 2011, 6:18 am

Well, I know that I'd laugh!


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28 Jul 2011, 6:27 am

N.W.A



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28 Jul 2011, 6:56 am

Good morning/evening/afternoon to everybody who's posted before me on this page! :D


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28 Jul 2011, 6:58 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Good morning/evening/afternoon to everybody who's posted before me on this page! :D


Morning, Mick!


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