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MrSinister
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23 Apr 2007, 6:43 pm

The opposite to a humdinger.

Have you ever gone to sea in a sieve?


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23 Apr 2007, 6:51 pm

Umm . . . no.

Why are violets called violets if they are blue :?:


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23 Apr 2007, 7:24 pm

Same reason I am called Laura even if I am blue.

Why am I blue?


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24 Apr 2007, 12:48 pm

Because There's too many N.T.s in the world.


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24 Apr 2007, 12:50 pm

Because you're not yellow.

Do I seem more cheerful?



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24 Apr 2007, 3:26 pm

Cheerful is relative.

Are your relatives cheerful?


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24 Apr 2007, 3:29 pm

No mine are always miserable, but then again im no good at reading facial expressions so i can never be sure.


Why does a round pizza come in a square box


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24 Apr 2007, 3:39 pm

Because it's more sensible than trying to put a square pizza in a round box, I reckon.

Why are cats evil?


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24 Apr 2007, 3:46 pm

They aren't. They just know how to live.

Why are hyenas evil?


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24 Apr 2007, 5:22 pm

Because if they were good they wouldn't find life so funny.

Can Chuck Norris' tears really cure cancer?


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24 Apr 2007, 9:03 pm

Yes! In about one out of one million cases.


What about curing "can't sir"?


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25 Apr 2007, 1:22 am

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I'll answer with my question...

Why do NT's think they're the normal ones?

"The majority is always sane, Louis." - Nessus, the insane Pierson's puppeteer, in Larry Niven's Ringworld.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could get welfare?


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25 Apr 2007, 1:28 am

very little

am i crazy?



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25 Apr 2007, 10:53 am

Clearly you're not! Crazy are those who never ask that question.

I smoke, because it calms my nerves. Is this stupid?


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25 Apr 2007, 11:20 am

Yes, because nicotine actually makes your heart beat faster.

Why do mouth ulcers hurt so much?


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25 Apr 2007, 11:25 am

Because they're bad.

What sort of people cut themselves at night?


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