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Feral cats arouse you? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!

Just about anything arouses an old fart like me. Seriously though, haven't you been aroused by cats. I mean, not that you'd do anything with them (well I might - but I'm sick) but the way their bodies feel, the sensuality, the warmth, the claws? I know that they make me aroused.

Ummmmm, no, you're gross.

I've been comforted by cats, but never aroused. Cats are a calming influence on me. I am partial to certain coat patterns, especially stripes. Tabbies and Lynx points are very beautiful cats. (A Lynx point is a tabby striped Siamese cat. They are appropriately called Tabby points in England.)

I am a grammar nazi.

I am too, and it bothered me a bit that Nazi wasn't capitalized...even though I don't always capitalize things I should.

Is there a point to being bothered by such things? No. Is it annoying? Yes, because I notice, and because it doesn't really change the meaning of the post. It just feels like one of those really annoying scabs or bites that you just have to pick at, though you would be better off if you just ignored it.

I miss things like that sometimes. It's not as heinous as having no apostrophes or full stops in the right place, either.

I didn't go to school today

I still want to get another cat. But Schmoo doesn't do well with other animals except Rory. She attacked my dog, my other cat before he died, and she attacked my dad's girlfriend's cat and bit my dad's girlfriend really bad. I liked that part, but I still want another cat.

She looks so innocent too.

I know. Is Cow Kitty like that as well?

She hasn't bitten anyone except me and my uncle, and we both deserved it, and she didn't bite me very hard (she might have got my uncle though, he was really asking for it). I think she once lived in a multi-cat house and she was okay.

Schmoo's old owners declawed her so she throws punches when she's angry.

i have asperger's syndrome

Poor Schmoo! Declawing is a horrible thing to do to a cat! They are completely defenseless if they go outside. A better solution is getting a good scratching post or maybe getting some SoftPaws to put on their claws.

Yeah it's sad she doesn't have any front claws. But she has back ones.