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17 Nov 2012, 1:10 am

Why is there a tin can on this thread, waving around a sink plunger?

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17 Nov 2012, 8:47 am

to unclog your useless thought pattern


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17 Nov 2012, 9:12 am

I believe that Daleks eat disembodied eyeballs.

So you should be very afraid.

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17 Nov 2012, 1:06 pm

Actually, your relatives looked pretty tasty roasted on a stick on a recent travel show....



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17 Nov 2012, 1:22 pm

Why would a clanking Tin Person watch a travel show?
Planning a round-the-world trip to see exotic foreign junkyards? Tracing your ancestry?
Looking for spare parts if your gears wear out?

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17 Nov 2012, 1:29 pm

Exterminate....rat...



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17 Nov 2012, 1:53 pm

T'would be hysterically funny to watch a lumbering 'Iron Giant' type attempting to capture a fleet, graceful, cunning, and extremely cute little Dormouse.

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17 Nov 2012, 2:35 pm

< Not as funny as watching that cat capture the "cute" dormouse.


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17 Nov 2012, 2:38 pm

Speaking of cats;

I thought of you today.....
My cat coughed up a hairball that looked just like you!

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17 Nov 2012, 5:23 pm

Sylkat wrote:
Speaking of cats;

I thought of you today.....
My cat coughed up a hairball that looked just like you!

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My cat coughed up a mouse and I thought of you.



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17 Nov 2012, 5:29 pm

My vacuum coughed up a fuzzball, but I didn't spare you a thought....



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17 Nov 2012, 5:34 pm

Vacuum cleaner!

So THAT'S what your avatar is!


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17 Nov 2012, 5:37 pm

That's Ultimate Vacuum 5000, cheese muncher :wink:



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17 Nov 2012, 5:49 pm

That ridiculously expensive contraption can be replaced by a broom from the
99 cent store.

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17 Nov 2012, 8:34 pm

Dollar-stores became 99-cent stores after you complained that a dollar is too expensive.



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18 Nov 2012, 1:48 am

I got this thing last Christmas called The Club. Unfortunately 12 seals died before I figured out it goes on my steering wheel.