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My Snore wakes up at midnight and starts walking around the neighborhood, spying on shady businesses and scaring innocent citizens.

How about yours?

My wife says that my snores are effeminate.

Do you feel tempted for More S'mores under a crackling campfire?

S'mores from a nuclear reactor fire are much better!

Describe your smell.

I hope I smell like Lavender and Lilacs even when I get up in the morning.

Would you like to see a Lotus Flower dance to Swan Lake?

Only if performed by an actual lotus flower.

Why not climb a tree?

Too many branches of science for me to handle.

Is it possible to bake a Pi Pie?

Yes. With enough integers to substitute for flour and by becoming irrational towards numbers.


How much pencils does it take to reach the bottom of the Mariana trench?

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Just about the amount of number places in Pi.

Would you go to the bottom of the Mariana Trench if your lover called you from there?

Yes. That would mean I did insufficient job hiding the body. I would go back there to repair it.

Is there a skeleton in your closet?

Yep.....I stole it from the classroom where I took Anatomy and Physiology.

Do you have a closet in your skeleton?

No, a cupboard.

Can the skeleton walk out of the closet?

Yes through necromancy.


Do you want to be a necromancer?
If yes, why? If no, why?

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Only if Jesus intervenes.

Was Jesus only a carpenter between the ages of 12 and 30?

No, he was also a car mechanic.

How to solve a problem?

Turn off the computer.

Is it just me, or does Edna's avatar blink sometimes?

Edna's avatar blinks every time real life Edna blinks.

Should I adopt a dog?