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13 Feb 2012, 8:04 pm

I have a lead crystal vase if Sylkat and kevinjh are interested.


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13 Feb 2012, 8:38 pm

We will want a more acute poison, but the lead should catch them if Rasputin Disorder is present! :twisted:



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13 Feb 2012, 8:39 pm

Dearest Albirea, thank you so very much!!
I've read that if you serve and/or drink wine from lead crystal, lead leaches into the wine, which makes it perfect for our IPA/SOPA/whoever-the-other mind-Nazis are Banquet. Can't be passing Big Brother Thought Control legislation when they are in hospital worth tummy aches, can they?

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13 Feb 2012, 10:04 pm

I sure love the new medicine I began taking as of recent.


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13 Feb 2012, 11:08 pm

kevinjh wrote:
We will want a more acute poison, but the lead should catch them if Rasputin Disorder is present! :twisted:
Like I said before, Clostridium botulinum would also work... :wink:


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14 Feb 2012, 4:55 am

Albirea wrote:
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We will want a more acute poison, but the lead should catch them if Rasputin Disorder is present! :twisted:
Like I said before, Clostridium botulinum would also work... :wink:

Say, maybe we could get some plutonium as well? He seems to be calling from Nyx's shore...



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14 Feb 2012, 6:02 am

Cornflake wrote:
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I did not enjoy that pizza.
I don't like pizza at all.
I avoid pizza as much as I can.
Pizza? Pah, filthy stuff. I deliberately never, ever, under any circumstances, eat it on Thursdays.


And I don't eat it on Tuesdays and Fridays.


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15 Feb 2012, 4:40 pm

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15 Feb 2012, 7:08 pm

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15 Feb 2012, 8:42 pm

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15 Feb 2012, 10:42 pm

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15 Feb 2012, 11:00 pm

Everything people wrote in this entire thread is completely true.



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15 Feb 2012, 11:01 pm

I have to wake up extra early tomorrow! Hooray!


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15 Feb 2012, 11:03 pm

I have nothing better to do.



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15 Feb 2012, 11:42 pm

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