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08 Nov 2021, 2:23 pm

No, it wasn't a small boulder, it was a menhir.

How about you?


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08 Nov 2021, 3:10 pm

Nope. I got feathers instead, while having to flap with it and make bird noises too. :lol:


Why can't humans born with wings?


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08 Nov 2021, 3:11 pm

Because Red Bull doesn't allow them to be transferred to the unborn.

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08 Nov 2021, 3:42 pm

Because the scientists wanted to concentrate on getting the beak right first.

Why can't we cure baldness in humans?


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08 Nov 2021, 3:44 pm

Because making head polish is more profitable.

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09 Nov 2021, 2:26 am

I can cure baldness. Just give me one billion dollars and a yacht.

What are state borders for?


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09 Nov 2021, 2:45 am

They make it easier to colour in the maps on election night.

How does one vote for change?


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09 Nov 2021, 3:54 am

Vote for a dictatorship. That'd be a change.

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09 Nov 2021, 3:58 am

They give you some change so you vote for them. Simple.

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09 Nov 2021, 4:59 am

Something that an appendix have a habit of doing.


What's the best way to donate a body to science?


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09 Nov 2021, 5:04 am

Become a serial killer.

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09 Nov 2021, 5:19 am

Cremated bodies are the best.

What's the best cat food?


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09 Nov 2021, 5:23 am

Bears.



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09 Nov 2021, 5:27 am

Cats like to eat other, smaller cats.

How can I learn to dance the charleston?


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09 Nov 2021, 5:36 am

Go to South Carolina and ask the city of Charleston if it wants to dance. Let it lead.

What are the steps of a tango?


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09 Nov 2021, 5:39 am

You already can.
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