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Here


Where is here?

tomorrow

What?

Get your ears checked!

Why aren't I gay?

Because I am too cute .

Am I full of myself?

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Im tired of smiling.

Vote for me in 2020

Everyone is.

Can dogs purr

When you move to California.

Why do people like California when it's so ugly(my opinion)?

Because it's sunny.


Why do people seem to hate New York? It's awesome!

Because they can't get through all the traffic to get there.

Why don't people in California notice that the sun just highlights all the ugliness?

Because they're blinded by the glare of the sun on the asphalt.


Why is food that tastes so good so bad for you?

It's not. They got it terribly wrong. Desserts are good for you and broccoli is bad for you.

Why is it not appropriate to where bright orange pants to a funeral?

It'd clash with the deathly pallor.

Why can't stupid people learn to avoid talking?

Because they are afraid they will lose their voices and develop deadly warts in their throats, but before they die of the warts, their own mothers will run them over whilst backing out of their driveways because they couldn't yell stop.

Can warts grow on top of other warts repeatedly so then you have a third arm made up entirely of warts?

Of course. In fact both my arms are made up of warts and I'm typing with a whole bunch of carbuncles as we speak.

What did I do to deserve watching my hair thinning with every passing day?

You ate too much really thin spaghetti and now it's slowly growing out of your scalp trying to replace the rest of your hair.

Why is it fun to smear glue all over your hands till it dries and then peel it all off?

Because it looks like you are peeling ofgf your skin.

Why dose glue dry clear