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ChrissandraChrissamba
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28 Apr 2007, 6:42 pm

Because it wants to disguise it self as dead skin on your hands.

Why are hedgehogs cute?



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28 Apr 2007, 7:19 pm

Because they are animals.

Why are they called hedgehogs :?:


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28 Apr 2007, 7:34 pm

Because they live in hedges.

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28 Apr 2007, 7:44 pm

The hedges protect them from pretors.

What are the pretors of a hedgehog :?:


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28 Apr 2007, 7:48 pm

The preDAtors of hedgehogs are de-spiking chemicals created by anti-hedgehog humans.

In general, why?



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28 Apr 2007, 7:53 pm

Humans dislike hedgehods.

Why :?:


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28 Apr 2007, 8:40 pm

Why not?

Hello, my friend? Are you there?



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28 Apr 2007, 10:37 pm

Yes I am here. Greetings self.

OINK, oink, Oink, oINK, OiNk?



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28 Apr 2007, 10:56 pm

Yes, and eleven others.

Which U.S. coin (out of pennies, nickels, dimes and quarters) has the highest monetary value per unit volume?


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28 Apr 2007, 11:05 pm

Other.

Yes or no?



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28 Apr 2007, 11:14 pm

ChrissandraChrissamba wrote:
Other.

Yes or no?

Quite possibly, but I don't wish to commit myself at this time.

What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?


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28 Apr 2007, 11:18 pm

Nothing. Shadows are a figment of your imagination and therefore cannot travel.
How many days left till the world is taken over by Blasterds from the planet Blast?



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28 Apr 2007, 11:18 pm

Whoops!



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29 Apr 2007, 12:01 am

Did you realize that wasn't a question?


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29 Apr 2007, 1:42 am

No, but I didn't post it?

Why did Ticker and I get hassled by cops?

see thread 2aspies 2walking sticks


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29 Apr 2007, 2:03 am

Because you spelled cryptozoology with one o too many. Of course you hadn't done that yet when they hassled you. But they knew you were going to do it.

Is thinking in words like eating soup with a fork?


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