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Gilb
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01 May 2007, 12:27 pm

i don't know

who knows?



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01 May 2007, 1:10 pm

I don't.

Do you know??



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01 May 2007, 1:12 pm

no

do you know how to catch a runaway carrot?



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01 May 2007, 1:14 pm

You use a rope to catch a runaway carrot. :D

What's an iPod.



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01 May 2007, 1:19 pm

it is Steve Jobbs new mind control device
as well as the IRack and the IRan

why is MAC so evil



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01 May 2007, 1:21 pm

I TOLD YOU...IT'S THE APPLE LOGO!! !! !

WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !!

Windows is not evil right?



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01 May 2007, 1:50 pm

Yes, they are. You can look trough them.


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01 May 2007, 3:01 pm

Because they taste funny :P

Was that a bad joke?


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01 May 2007, 4:44 pm

Yes. Yes, it was.

Train A leaves Chicago headed west at 75 mph. Train B leaves San Francisco headed east at 65 mph. Both would lose 10 mph crossing the Rockies. When the two trains meet, how many are killed because they were accidentally switched to the same track?


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01 May 2007, 4:47 pm

Everybody was killed.

Will I live?



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01 May 2007, 4:49 pm

Yes, If you believe


Do you believe


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01 May 2007, 5:08 pm

I definitely believe in "will live", but don't really believe in "I".

What exactly does the word "you" refer to?


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01 May 2007, 5:11 pm

It refers to me


What is the difference between sit up and sit down


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01 May 2007, 5:15 pm

Sitting down requires no effort. Sit-ups generally make your tummy ache.

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01 May 2007, 5:16 pm

he'd give me candy

Why do I want candy


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02 May 2007, 10:48 am

because you want to suck lollipops

What if I wanted to break?
Laugh it all off in your face
What would you do?