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18 Aug 2017, 5:38 am

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Have a wedding to go to tomorrow.
May have to bathe/wash hair/shave.
Blech.


s**t... Dont over do it brah! You might go into shock! :lol:



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18 Aug 2017, 5:40 am

This is what worries me.

What if all those dead skin cells are what's holding me together? :lol:


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18 Aug 2017, 5:47 am

I'm obsessively clean, not germaphobic really but I'm always polishing up somehow.

Over here in the wild west there's a lot of dirt.
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18 Aug 2017, 5:49 am

Raleigh wrote:
This is what worries me.

What if all those dead skin cells are what's holding me together? :lol:


I commend you for a rather original excuse... But.... pffft .... Those cells are likely soooo dehydrated they are crying our for H2O!



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18 Aug 2017, 5:51 am

Plus you never know the untold benefits of your drain pipes becoming sentient!


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18 Aug 2017, 5:53 am

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That's exactly how 'shareware' is within all computing. :lol:


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18 Aug 2017, 5:54 am

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Plus you never know the untold benefits of your drain pipes becoming sentient!

8O


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18 Aug 2017, 5:55 am

I would say, "please explain" but I don't think I want to know. :lol:


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18 Aug 2017, 6:06 am

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Housemate was telling me how she used the word "persqueeter" in her email address one time and had no idea it referred to a woman's genitals.
At the time she was in high school and sending out resumes to potential employers.
She didn't get any replies. :lol:


first i've heard that term. very funny story.

i once called someone a dildo in mixed company without knowing what the word meant.



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18 Aug 2017, 6:13 am

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People don't like K'gari.

Their argument is, "We don't want Fraser Island to be called something else!"

Think about that... :? :roll:


sounds like some of the "i am not racist" racist arguments here over confederate monuments.



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18 Aug 2017, 6:14 am

cathylynn wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
Housemate was telling me how she used the word "persqueeter" in her email address one time and had no idea it referred to a woman's genitals.
At the time she was in high school and sending out resumes to potential employers.
She didn't get any replies. :lol:


first i've heard that term. very funny story.

i once called someone a dildo in mixed company without knowing what the word meant.


Lol, didnt think it was an extinct flightless bird by any chance? :lmao: :jester:



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18 Aug 2017, 6:23 am

Hope i didn't upset Raleigh!? Either that or he has gone to look for instructions on how to turn on the shower taps... :mrgreen:

(Too much? 8O )



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18 Aug 2017, 6:23 am

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Meh.

I'm really sick of the guilt-trips from Facebook & the like aimed at hard working people - we're all doing all we can to stay close to everyone, why do socialites have to ceaselessly complain about the friction incurred in building the networks they send these through? :(

I hope my social life picks up again.


I remember you posting against facebook two years ago, how it steals our private information etc....what are you still doing there since you have this madness called WP :P

It's been 3 facebook-less years for me, what a bliss :D



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18 Aug 2017, 6:26 am

1Biggles1 wrote:
Hope i didn't upset Raleigh!? Either that or he has gone to look for instructions on how to turn on the shower taps... :mrgreen:

(Too much? 8O )


:lol: you'll find out soon lol



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18 Aug 2017, 6:46 am

Hey!

Dropping in to say hallo :heart:



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18 Aug 2017, 6:47 am

Guten morgen Froya!

Booyakasha wrote:
cberg wrote:
Meh.

I'm really sick of the guilt-trips from Facebook & the like aimed at hard working people - we're all doing all we can to stay close to everyone, why do socialites have to ceaselessly complain about the friction incurred in building the networks they send these through? :(

I hope my social life picks up again.


I remember you posting against facebook two years ago, how it steals our private information etc....what are you still doing there since you have this madness called WP :P

It's been 3 facebook-less years for me, what a bliss :D


I had a friend make me a fake account there to remind my other friends I'm alive. :roll:

I wonder what's on it. Of course I also tried convincing friends to just steal my 1st one but that might've gotten boring.

It's nice having off-brand uses for stupid web '2.0' stuff.


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