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07 Aug 2011, 1:23 pm

Gross.



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07 Aug 2011, 1:30 pm

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I just drove to wal-mart 25 miles at 4 in the morning because I was craving cinnamon rolls.
Oh, the freedom of adulthood.
It's good, but the price you pay is responsibilities. You get to be responsible for everything in your life, and that can get a bit tricky at times.
That's true. I'm warned about this by adults any time I show any sort of longing for all of the freedoms adults have. It seems you have to sort of make the freedoms for yourself... To use 886's Wal-Mart example, you'd have to somehow have the money to drive twenty-five miles and buy the cinnamon rolls, and that typically involves... work. x.x



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07 Aug 2011, 1:33 pm

I sprayed two spiders with glass cleaner when they were eloping.

The male ran away in fear of his life, while the female just stood frozen in place behind. < I think she was Inseminated. (AKA male stabbed her with his P---S, that she couldn't move)

Anyways, I gave them both a ceremonious flush down the toilet together, so they will meet in Spider heaven, whether they want to or not.



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07 Aug 2011, 1:34 pm

karmas gonna get ya



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07 Aug 2011, 1:36 pm

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I think she was Inseminated. (AKA male stabbed her with his P---S, that she couldn't move)


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I gave them both a ceremonious flush down the toilet together


Abortionist!



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07 Aug 2011, 1:37 pm

see, your crimes are mounting. you're in for some bad s**t. A big pimple on your forehead maybe.



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07 Aug 2011, 1:43 pm

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karmas gonna get ya


I'm not going to have a boyfriend. >.> I'm not really morally concerned because IDK how this would be able to affect me...

Although, there are many BABY-spider ninja assassins out there trying to kill me.....

Actually, I got bit by what I think was a brown-recluse this spider. It left me with a really swollen foot that I almost couldn't walk on it..



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07 Aug 2011, 1:43 pm

Maeko wrote:
I sprayed two spiders with glass cleaner when they were eloping.

The male ran away in fear of his life, while the female just stood frozen in place behind. < I think she was Inseminated. (AKA male stabbed her with his P---S, that she couldn't move)

Anyways, I gave them both a ceremonious flush down the toilet together, so they will meet in Spider heaven, whether they want to or not.


8O Wedding day massacre?! You're pretty evil, and entertaining. :lol:

This sounds like Kill Bill. Watch out for that spider bride exacting revenge.



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07 Aug 2011, 1:49 pm

I think that male spider was a wimp though... He wasn't exactly a samurai who would die to protect his wife.

He was only thinking about himself...

Well actually.. when you think about it... Some females EAT the males after elopement...
Rofl, So maybe I saved his life.. But then killed him.

And also, Sometimes the baby spiders EAT the mother when there is no food.

Spiders are weird..



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07 Aug 2011, 1:59 pm

How would your actions have differed if he'd been braver?



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07 Aug 2011, 2:06 pm

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How would your actions have differed if he'd been braver?


Idk... I might have thought they were dead if they didn't move...



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07 Aug 2011, 2:11 pm

haha, so you're saying he deserved it because he ran? aren't u a known spider murderer? I'd run too.



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07 Aug 2011, 2:13 pm

Everyone needs a nice ego boost once in awhile, but administering them to one's own self frequently... >.<



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07 Aug 2011, 2:15 pm

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Actually, I got bit by what I think was a brown-recluse this spider. It left me with a really swollen foot that I almost couldn't walk on it..


ah, missed that. u have to understand that we dont have anything like that here. everythings safe.



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07 Aug 2011, 2:28 pm

We're not suppose to have any either.. But somehow they made their way to Illinois.
They like to hide under fallen branches, bush clipping, and dried leaves. So usually you don't see them unless you invade their territory, which causes them to move around.
I've seen a couple of unfamiliar spiders that are medium size (which is big enough to see that they have hair as well as 8 tiny eyes. I haven't seen their pincers though, Whew.. That's usually what I'm afraid of most)
I haven't seen any black widows... I have seen a LOT of black spiders but they scurry around so much they seem like the traveling spider type Vs the Web spinning type.



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07 Aug 2011, 2:29 pm

WP chat on FB can get weird.