Cats are funny things - they're such inate distillations of pure evil and wanton savagery, and yet cute and fluffy at the same time..... And they know it goddammit..... "I'm going to cover your kitchen in bird feathers and blood, shred your settee and then rip your face off for a laugh when you're sleeping with my razor sharp talons, and I know that you'll still pander to my every whim because I look cute batting a piece of string around in front of the telly.... Mwa-ha-haaaa!! !! ! I'm so evil!! !! ! "
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"Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"