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do you feel like ur on the wrong planet
yes 86%  86%  [ 31 ]
no 14%  14%  [ 5 ]
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17 Jun 2010, 11:53 pm

I was born 30 years too late.


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18 Jun 2010, 12:10 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
I was born 30 years too late.


But have you ever thought that if you were in your 30s in the 60s you would have preferred to be in your 30s in the 30s?



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18 Jun 2010, 3:36 am

i was floating through space minding my own business when i noticed a huge blue green ball was attracted to me and was approaching me.

now i can not get rid of it. i have to keep a constant pressure with my feet on it to push it away or else it will touch my backside.



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18 Jun 2010, 3:43 am

b9 wrote:
i was floating through space minding my own business when i noticed a huge blue green ball was attracted to me and was approaching me.

now i can not get rid of it. i have to keep a constant pressure with my feet on it to push it away or else it will touch my backside.


Earth? Land?

Did I get it right?


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18 Jun 2010, 3:52 am

Ferdinand wrote:
b9 wrote:
i was floating through space minding my own business when i noticed a huge blue green ball was attracted to me and was approaching me.

now i can not get rid of it. i have to keep a constant pressure with my feet on it to push it away or else it will touch my backside.


Earth? Land?

Did I get it right?


not really.
i was not being serious.

i adopted a character of a completely insane person who assumes that the earth is attracted toward them, rather than realizing that they are attracted toward the earth due to gravity.

it takes a very narcissistic mentality to assume that they are attracting the earth rather than the other way around.

so if you assume the earth is attracted to you, then you consider the action of "standing up" as an attempt to keep the earth away from you and to stop it from touching your backside.

any normal person knows that if they relax the muscles in their legs, then they will fall and hit the earth with their backside.

it loses it's funniness when it is described.



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18 Jun 2010, 3:54 am

Which is what I guessed. It took me a bit.

Who here thinks MONIQUEIJ is possibly dyslectic?


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18 Jun 2010, 5:27 am

Ferdinand wrote:
Which is what I guessed. It took me a bit.

Who here thinks MONIQUEIJ is possibly dyslectic?


i never thought about it before, i'm gonna look more into it two of my siblings are so its a high chance.

http://www.dyslexia.com/dyslexiatest.htm

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18 Jun 2010, 9:23 am

Crap... now you tell me that I'm on a planet of all things? I thought I was still sitting in the parking lot. Guess I ended up in the wrong parking lot as well :cry:


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18 Jun 2010, 9:28 am

I typed the URl into the address bar and clicked enter. And there I was.


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18 Jun 2010, 9:30 am

Because I don't play mind games, the way that the typical folks do.


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18 Jun 2010, 9:44 am

CockneyRebel wrote:
Because I don't play mind games, the way that the typical folks do.


Why do you misuse commas?


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18 Jun 2010, 12:54 pm

This is a good question. I have no idea why I keep coming back here. I guess it's just a place for me to always come back to.


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18 Jun 2010, 2:26 pm

MathGirl wrote:
This is a good question. I have no idea why I keep coming back here. I guess it's just a place for me to always come back to.


welcome back :wtg:



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18 Jun 2010, 3:16 pm

b9 wrote:
i adopted a character of a completely insane person who assumes that the earth is attracted toward them, rather than realizing that they are attracted toward the earth due to gravity.

it takes a very narcissistic mentality to assume that they are attracting the earth rather than the other way around.


The Earth is attracted to you. Gravity is mutual!


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18 Jun 2010, 6:16 pm

The right planet doesn't want me. :lol:


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18 Jun 2010, 6:21 pm

Try typing <Link Removed Doesn't Work Anymore> you would be surprised where that site actually takes you. :lol:
It just takes you straight on to wrongplanet.


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